| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1425 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #1453 | 3-ball | 1 |
| #1472 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #1433 | 5-ball | 1 |
| #1423 | 6-ball | 1 |
| #1485 | 7-ball | 1 |
| #1527 | 8-ball | 5 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1459 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #170 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 2 |
| #432 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 4 |
| #386 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 3 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #479 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #559 | Crimboween memo | 19 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #435 | asbestos crossbow | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #130 | atomic vector plotter | 38 |
| #184 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #213 | bazookafish bubble gum | 10 |
| #430 | bed of coals | 2 |
| #40 | bezoar ring | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #605 | carbon nanotube frame | 17 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #749 | commemorative war stein | 2 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #40 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #787 | pumpkinhead mask | 6 |
| #221 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 18 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #420 | roll of toilet paper | 212 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #29 | rusty porthole | 3 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #779 | spooky bark | 6 |
| #257 | spooky stuffing | 25 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2871 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 16 |
| #3752 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #2759 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #2608 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2672 | stuffed hand turkey | 18 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #3044 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2481 | stuffed snowy owl | 19 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2901 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |