| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #32 | 8-ball | 3,253 |
| #355 | Amulet of Yendor | 65 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1076 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #337 | Bonerdagon necklace | 34 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #408 | Boss Bat britches | 35 |
| #13 | Brimstone Beret | 2 |
| #1070 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #224 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 11 |
| #162 | Crown of the Goblin King | 117 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #656 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #895 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #565 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 34 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #261 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #534 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1189 | Valentine | 10 |
| #659 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1652 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1619 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #226 | bag of airline peanuts | 124 |
| #524 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #537 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #20 | black snowcone | 120 |
| #633 | black-and-blue light | 24 |
| #616 | blue plasma ball | 28 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4504 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #398 | brick | 99 |
| #139 | bunch of bananas | 40 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #815 | candy stake | 8 |
| #560 | cheap studded belt | 32 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #127 | clockwork key | 12 |
| #235 | clown hammer | 118 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #413 | cymbal syrup | 13 |
| #145 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #347 | defective skull | 69 |
| #926 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #438 | encoder ring | 37 |
| #248 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 107 |
| #314 | fake fake vomit | 101 |
| #214 | fake hand | 121 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #712 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 9 |
| #65 | fancy chocolate | 28 |
| #1348 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #550 | flavored foot massage oil | 32 |
| #616 | foam dart | 18 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #170 | herb brownies | 215 |
| #1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #261 | jazz soap | 109 |
| #333 | joybuzzer | 90 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #148 | lovecat tail | 6 |
| #1845 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #258 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 107 |
| #486 | mood ring | 10 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #1186 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #455 | personal massager | 26 |
| #686 | personalized coffee mug | 32 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #291 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 93 |
| #264 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 110 |
| #52 | petrified time | 6 |
| #249 | pink glowstick | 9 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #103 | radio button candy | 11 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #344 | rubber emo roe | 92 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1008 | spectral pickle | 4 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #134 | stainless steel scarf | 17 |
| #106 | stainless steel shillelagh | 19 |
| #126 | stainless steel skullcap | 15 |
| #130 | stainless steel slacks | 16 |
| #114 | stainless steel solitaire | 15 |
| #220 | stainless steel suspenders | 15 |
| #534 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 35 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #6 | time helmet | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #25 | time sword | 2 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #524 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #1810 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #637 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #925 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #1237 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #176 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #961 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1143 | vinegar | 13 |
| #290 | whoopie cushion | 104 |
| #329 | wind-up chattering teeth | 96 |
| #360 | x-ray specs | 62 |
| #258 | yellow snowcone | 123 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |