| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #32 | 8-ball | 3,253 |
| #356 | Amulet of Yendor | 65 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #340 | Bonerdagon necklace | 34 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #406 | Boss Bat britches | 35 |
| #13 | Brimstone Beret | 2 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #91 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #223 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 11 |
| #160 | Crown of the Goblin King | 117 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #652 | Green Clover of Justice | 3 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #890 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #567 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 34 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #63 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #36 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #531 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1188 | Valentine | 10 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #1620 | astronaut pants | 2 |
| #227 | bag of airline peanuts | 124 |
| #520 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #539 | black candy heart | 10 |
| #19 | black snowcone | 120 |
| #634 | black-and-blue light | 24 |
| #617 | blue plasma ball | 28 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4499 | box of sunshine | 10 |
| #398 | brick | 99 |
| #139 | bunch of bananas | 40 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #814 | candy stake | 8 |
| #559 | cheap studded belt | 32 |
| #1103 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 7 |
| #127 | clockwork key | 12 |
| #235 | clown hammer | 118 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #414 | cymbal syrup | 13 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #348 | defective skull | 69 |
| #30 | doppelshifter egg | 1 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #438 | encoder ring | 37 |
| #251 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 107 |
| #317 | fake fake vomit | 101 |
| #213 | fake hand | 121 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #713 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 9 |
| #66 | fancy chocolate | 28 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #552 | flavored foot massage oil | 32 |
| #617 | foam dart | 18 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #73 | grass blade | 2 |
| #71 | grass hat | 2 |
| #71 | grass skirt | 2 |
| #170 | herb brownies | 215 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #69 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #14 | ice sickle | 2 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #262 | jazz soap | 109 |
| #335 | joybuzzer | 90 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #144 | lovecat tail | 6 |
| #1847 | mafia aria | 2 |
| #259 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 107 |
| #23 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #488 | mood ring | 10 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #426 | orange glowstick | 5 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #134 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #455 | personal massager | 26 |
| #12 | personal raindrop | 1 |
| #689 | personalized coffee mug | 32 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #292 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 93 |
| #266 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 110 |
| #54 | petrified time | 6 |
| #249 | pink glowstick | 9 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #99 | radio button candy | 11 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #345 | rubber emo roe | 92 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1011 | spectral pickle | 4 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #135 | stainless steel scarf | 17 |
| #107 | stainless steel shillelagh | 19 |
| #125 | stainless steel skullcap | 15 |
| #130 | stainless steel slacks | 16 |
| #114 | stainless steel solitaire | 15 |
| #221 | stainless steel suspenders | 15 |
| #535 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 35 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #6 | time helmet | 3 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #27 | time sword | 2 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #522 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 3 |
| #521 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 3 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #608 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 3 |
| #636 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 3 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #922 | tofurkey gravy | 9 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #174 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #958 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 6 |
| #1143 | vinegar | 13 |
| #292 | whoopie cushion | 104 |
| #330 | wind-up chattering teeth | 96 |
| #362 | x-ray specs | 62 |
| #262 | yellow snowcone | 123 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |