| #374 | "DRINK ME" potion | 21 |
| #289 | 1-ball | 18 |
| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #460 | 2-ball | 9 |
| #361 | 3-ball | 13 |
| #297 | 4-ball | 17 |
| #286 | 4-dimensional guitar | 4 |
| #340 | 5-ball | 14 |
| #241 | 6-ball | 24 |
| #315 | 7-ball | 17 |
| #484 | 8-ball | 48 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #97 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #756 | Crimbo candied pecan | 11 |
| #18 | Crimbo dog sweater | 1 |
| #759 | Crimbo fudge | 11 |
| #731 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 11 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #102 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 3 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #668 | Jack-in-the-box | 7 |
| #479 | Jocko Homo's head | 4 |
| #435 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 6 |
| #44 | Mer-kin darkbook | 2 |
| #167 | My First Art of War | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #388 | Safari Jack's moustache | 4 |
| #430 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #11 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 16 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 10 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 13 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #180 | a butt tuba | 6 |
| #66 | absentee voter ballot | 1 |
| #85 | accordionoid rocca | 2 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #669 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #64 | alarm accordion | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #57 | antique accordion | 7 |
| #112 | antique beer | 3 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #557 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #492 | bejeweled pledge pin | 5 |
| #23 | blue money bag | 10 |
| #94 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #5 | crude oil congealer | 1 |
| #507 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #36 | everfull glass | 1 |
| #622 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #42 | government requisition form | 75 |
| #219 | grilled mooseflank | 4 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #16 | lump of bauxite | 6 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #603 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #501 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 2 |
| #597 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #69 | metal meteoroid | 8 |
| #7 | mime pocket probe | 2 |
| #285 | oldcake | 1 |
| #26 | paint palette | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #25 | pump-up high-tops | 1 |
| #571 | really dense meat stack | 11 |
| #24 | red money bag | 52 |
| #65 | runny fermented egg | 4 |
| #145 | sleeping wereturtle | 6 |
| #36 | snake skin | 28 |
| #413 | solid gold bowling ball | 45 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #408 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #659 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #22 | white money bag | 21 |