| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2092 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1475 | Daffy Taffy | 9 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #971 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| #123 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 21 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #1842 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #282 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #523 | Wand of Nagamar | 9 |
| #1862 | Yummy Tummy bean | 48 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #884 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #893 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #3612 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3616 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1107 | carbon nanotube frame | 7 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1437 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1176 | felt | 7 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #702 | fire | 7 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #1275 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #614 | googly eye | 21 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1027 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #216 | length of string | 55 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #939 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #229 | opera mask | 3 |
| #325 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 13 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1109 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #419 | spooky felt | 23 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #306 | stuffed alien blob | 20 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6381 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6161 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #6997 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #6270 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #195 | stuffing | 46 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #98 | tiny house | 2,673 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2497 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1071 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #1358 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1886 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #766 | viking helmet | 4 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #845 | wolf mask | 6 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #399 | yo | 24 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |