| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2098 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1475 | Daffy Taffy | 9 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #969 | Feynman gate | 8 |
| #123 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 21 |
| #1560 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #1839 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 12 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #523 | Wand of Nagamar | 9 |
| #1859 | Yummy Tummy bean | 48 |
| #2948 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #886 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #895 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #905 | antique shield | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #3936 | badass belt | 9 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #3614 | box of sunshine | 18 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3617 | candy cane | 3 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1216 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1108 | carbon nanotube frame | 7 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1622 | dill | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1436 | eggnog | 7 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1175 | felt | 7 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #706 | fire | 7 |
| #791 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #1277 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #617 | googly eye | 21 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1026 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 1 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #216 | length of string | 55 |
| #1135 | loaded serum blowgun | 3 |
| #1310 | logic synthesizer | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #938 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 2 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #229 | opera mask | 3 |
| #325 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 13 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #2273 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #562 | spooky eyeliner | 5 |
| #420 | spooky felt | 23 |
| #833 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #306 | stuffed alien blob | 20 |
| #6273 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #6395 | stuffed astral badger | 4 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6179 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #5754 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #7006 | stuffed mind flayer | 3 |
| #6376 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5810 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #6286 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #195 | stuffing | 46 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #99 | tiny house | 2,673 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 6 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6238 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #3345 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 6 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2502 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 7 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1070 | toothsome rock | 8 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #1359 | toy crazy train | 4 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #669 | toy mercenary | 10 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #767 | viking helmet | 4 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #845 | wolf mask | 6 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #399 | yo | 24 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |