| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #690 | Corpse Island iced tea | 7 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #549 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #39 | Newark | 1 |
| #2364 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #152 | Racisto Ruidoso | 2 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1044 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #667 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #524 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 13 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #378 | commemorative war stein | 49 |
| #575 | corpse on the beach | 9 |
| #659 | corpsedriver | 7 |
| #422 | corpsetini | 12 |
| #181 | decanter of fine Scotch | 1 |
| #80 | dream of a dog | 1 |
| #241 | fancy seashell necklace | 43 |
| #103 | glass of bourbon | 5 |
| #1913 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #752 | heart of the volcano | 8 |
| #203 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #46 | plastic bazooka | 2 |
| #1222 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #1708 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #2036 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #7011 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #7827 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #6981 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7018 | stuffed astral badger | 3 |
| #6372 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7697 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #7025 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5755 | stuffed mind flayer | 5 |
| #7888 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7050 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4745 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #6335 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7777 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6349 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 4 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #348 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #1794 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #1408 | valuable trinket | 22 |
| #104 | yule pup | 1 |