| #124 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #587 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #2244 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1001 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #855 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #377 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #706 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #175 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #905 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #554 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #826 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #348 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #642 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #836 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1171 | phonics down | 1 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1506 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #522 | soda water | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #278 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #606 | star hat | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |