| #123 | 25-meat staff | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #586 | Blatantly Canadian | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #54 | Kentucky-fried meat staff | 1 |
| #825 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #735 | Knob Goblin superseltzer | 1 |
| #216 | MSG | 1 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #1003 | Mountain Stream soda | 1 |
| #2684 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2659 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #386 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #705 | crowbarrr | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #174 | delectable catalyst | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #904 | duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #551 | dungeoneer's dungarees | 1 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #111 | eXtreme meat staff | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #347 | green pixel potion | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #372 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #438 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #832 | maple syrup | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #123 | miniature espresso maker | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #498 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #1500 | ravioli hat | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #518 | soda water | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #277 | spooky staff | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #604 | star hat | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #239 | tonic water | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1047 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |