| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2775 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2409 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1482 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #642 | Daffy Taffy | 44 |
| #280 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 13 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1206 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #517 | Ram's Face Lager | 24 |
| #1135 | Rock Pops | 38 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #314 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 41 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2451 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4407 | badass belt | 7 |
| #202 | bag of Cheat-Os | 61 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #167 | bit of clingfilm | 23 |
| #94 | bit-o-cactus | 68 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #2398 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #696 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 13 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1635 | club necklace | 4 |
| #351 | coffin lid | 3 |
| #358 | crazy little Turkish delight | 29 |
| #3289 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #446 | dry noodles | 194 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #586 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #484 | evil teddy bear | 28 |
| #32 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 5 |
| #545 | eyepatch | 9 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #163 | fancy dress ball | 97 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3222 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #243 | ga-ga radio | 11 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #428 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1998 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1169 | iGoogly | 6 |
| #683 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1623 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1689 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #239 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #727 | radium-flavored potato chips | 24 |
| #329 | ram horns | 7 |
| #319 | ram stick | 7 |
| #683 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 11 |
| #195 | red plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #310 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1172 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1274 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2229 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2129 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #449 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 6 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #472 | scrumptious reagent | 116 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #341 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 15 |
| #942 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1121 | snake | 1 |
| #96 | solid gold pegleg | 71 |
| #2497 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1136 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1949 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #599 | spooky felt | 15 |
| #171 | spooky length of string | 71 |
| #433 | spooky mushroom | 122 |
| #112 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #312 | spooky wooden block | 24 |
| #551 | stick | 4 |
| #864 | stolen accordion | 23 |
| #1708 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #2496 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #3751 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3382 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3987 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #2959 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4162 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3263 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2953 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2577 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2571 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #3419 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #1662 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #3216 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3108 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2564 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3197 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2228 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #710 | tooth | 5 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #552 | tree-eating kite | 60 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #177 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 54 |
| #1358 | valuable trinket | 24 |
| #157 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 80 |