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| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #642 | Daffy Taffy | 44 |
| #279 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 13 |
| #481 | LED block | 2 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1205 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 9 |
| #513 | Ram's Face Lager | 24 |
| #1136 | Rock Pops | 38 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #315 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 41 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #202 | bag of Cheat-Os | 61 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| #169 | bit of clingfilm | 23 |
| #93 | bit-o-cactus | 68 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #696 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 13 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #350 | coffin lid | 3 |
| #357 | crazy little Turkish delight | 29 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #432 | dry noodles | 194 |
| #87 | dusty animal skull | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #582 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 39 |
| #484 | evil teddy bear | 28 |
| #32 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 5 |
| #542 | eyepatch | 9 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #162 | fancy dress ball | 97 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #242 | ga-ga radio | 11 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #425 | grassy cutlass | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1169 | iGoogly | 6 |
| #684 | irate sombrero | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1184 | kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #2061 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #238 | palm-frond cloak | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | polymorphic fastening apparatus | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #726 | radium-flavored potato chips | 24 |
| #327 | ram horns | 7 |
| #318 | ram stick | 7 |
| #683 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 11 |
| #194 | red plastic oyster egg | 20 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #1170 | [2108]rock | 2 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #447 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 6 |
| #789 | scroll of pasta summoning | 10 |
| #472 | scrumptious reagent | 116 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #339 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 15 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #95 | solid gold pegleg | 71 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #599 | spooky felt | 15 |
| #171 | spooky length of string | 71 |
| #435 | spooky mushroom | 122 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1136 | spooky toy wheel | 3 |
| #310 | spooky wooden block | 24 |
| #548 | stick | 4 |
| #857 | stolen accordion | 23 |
| #1707 | stringy sinew | 2 |
| #2486 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 19 |
| #3736 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #3370 | stuffed angry cow | 13 |
| #3978 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3254 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2943 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #2559 | stuffed mind flayer | 19 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #1660 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 11 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3098 | stuffed snowy owl | 14 |
| #2555 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 19 |
| #3186 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2217 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 23 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2755 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1717 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 4 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #709 | tooth | 5 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #551 | tree-eating kite | 60 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #175 | unrefined Mountain Stream syrup | 54 |
| #1357 | valuable trinket | 24 |
| #157 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 80 |