| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #334 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 5 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #326 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 3 |
| #40 | Brimstone Beret | 1 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #102 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #389 | Hodgman's blanket | 3 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #289 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 5 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #372 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 3 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #34 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 2 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #112 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #493 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 3 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #152 | Tales from the Fireside | 6 |
| #29 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #214 | Thorny Toad trading card | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #212 | bed of coals | 4 |
| #222 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 33 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #1980 | club necklace | 3 |
| #311 | comfy coffin | 4 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #316 | corncob pipe | 4 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #32 | dead guy's memento | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #463 | decaying goldfish liver | 5 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #425 | extra-greasy slider | 4 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #189 | flamin' bindle | 4 |
| #270 | frayed rope belt | 5 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #708 | frozen banquet | 1 |
| #251 | gator skin | 30 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1287 | hobo nickel | 1 |
| #411 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 4 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #375 | lucky bottlecap | 3 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #84 | oil of oiliness | 19 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #313 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #382 | sewer nuggets | 25 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #250 | sleazy bindle | 3 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #305 | spooky bindle | 3 |
| #486 | stained mattress | 2 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2144 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #180 | stinkin' bindle | 4 |
| #4842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4274 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #3089 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #1747 | stuffed doppelshifter | 4 |
| #5308 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3398 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3810 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #4042 | stuffed scary death orb | 10 |
| #4925 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4736 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3214 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 14 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #177 | unfortunate dumplings | 1 |
| #391 | voodoo snuff | 3 |
| 🥈 | washboard shield | 1 |