| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1075 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #465 | Cloaca-Cola | 74 |
| #1485 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1300 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #840 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 60 |
| #1403 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1414 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1476 | baconstone | 4 |
| #5464 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #805 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #900 | felt | 10 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #614 | googly eye | 21 |
| #792 | green beer | 12 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1447 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #360 | length of string | 34 |
| #1691 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | pail | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2570 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1319 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1284 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #259 | stuffing | 34 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #572 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 28 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #800 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #770 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #987 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #748 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #633 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 27 |
| #873 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #831 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 21 |
| #710 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 24 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #734 | tiny plastic grue | 23 |
| #844 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #568 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 29 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic killer bee | 17 |
| #845 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 21 |
| #795 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 22 |
| #697 | tiny plastic mosquito | 24 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1019 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 17 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #1008 | tiny plastic stab bat | 18 |
| #1104 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #1148 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #633 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #273 | toy wheel | 33 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #931 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2046 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #553 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |