| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1077 | Cloaca grenade | 8 |
| #465 | Cloaca-Cola | 74 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #859 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #1105 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #840 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 60 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #5462 | badass belt | 4 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #804 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 8 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #1643 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #617 | googly eye | 21 |
| #791 | green beer | 12 |
| #2878 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1451 | hamethyst | 4 |
| #1061 | iron pasta spoon | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #360 | length of string | 34 |
| #1690 | mafia aria | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2571 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1867 | string of blue beads | 3 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1283 | string of red beads | 8 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #259 | stuffing | 34 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #572 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 28 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #1955 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 4 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #803 | tiny plastic angry goat | 22 |
| #772 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 14 |
| #989 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #750 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 23 |
| #634 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 27 |
| #874 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 20 |
| #1823 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #835 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 21 |
| #712 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 24 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 15 |
| #736 | tiny plastic grue | 23 |
| #845 | tiny plastic hermit | 6 |
| #571 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 29 |
| #1045 | tiny plastic killer bee | 17 |
| #848 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 21 |
| #797 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 22 |
| #699 | tiny plastic mosquito | 24 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #1022 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 17 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1128 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 16 |
| #1010 | tiny plastic stab bat | 18 |
| #1105 | tiny plastic star starfish | 16 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #635 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #273 | toy wheel | 33 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2045 | yo-yo | 2 |
| #555 | zombie pineal gland | 9 |