| #43 | Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes | 3 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #24 | Boosty Juice | 1 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #46 | Chorale of Companionship | 2 |
| #41 | Clara's bell | 20 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #102 | Daisy's unclean bloomers | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #25 | Doc Clock's thyme cocktail | 2 |
| #27 | El Vibrato restraints | 23 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #49 | Former Sheriff Dan's tin star | 3 |
| #50 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 510 |
| #90 | Gets-You-Drunk | 1 |
| #82 | Glenn's golden dice | 1 |
| #31 | Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun | 25 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #383 | Let Me Be! | 4 |
| #14 | Mansquito Serum | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #39 | Mr. Burnsger | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #263 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 5 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #436 | Summer Nights | 3 |
| #207 | Tales from the Fireside | 5 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 2 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 2 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #71 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 2 |
| #10 | bunch of square grapes | 7,206 |
| #296 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #52 | dreadful roast | 2 |
| #51 | eerie fetish | 1 |
| #93 | electric Kool-Aid | 1 |
| #59 | ghost pepper | 2 |
| #64 | ghost thread | 1 |
| #81 | gr8ps | 107 |
| #7 | grapes | 34,208 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #38 | mafia middle finger ring | 2 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #76 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #48 | old dry bone | 1 |
| #170 | pearlescent oyster egg | 3 |
| #16 | raisin | 142 |
| #11 | replica key | 1 |
| #185 | scintillating oyster egg | 2 |
| #25 | silver cow skull | 20 |
| #4 | sinister altar fragment | 350 |
| #67 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #52 | snowstick | 1 |
| #21 | spice melange | 25 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #50 | tonguebone | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #42 | warm fur | 1 |