| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #120 | Booke of Vampyric Knowledge | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #8 | Crimbeau de toilette | 102 |
| #15 | Crimbo candle | 20 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #13 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 102 |
| #875 | Microplushie: Bropane | 2 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 2 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #913 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 2 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #917 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 2 |
| #949 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #809 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #405 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #229 | anniversary balloon | 5 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #112 | antique beer | 3 |
| #198 | beavermouth | 10 |
| #4 | bottle of Crimbognac | 302 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #145 | grilled mooseflank | 12 |
| 🥇 | gunky chicken | 3,731 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #120 | hot stuffing | 2 |
| #173 | hot watered rum | 1 |
| 🥉 | interesting-looking twig | 11,250 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥇 | killing feather | 13,327 |
| #253 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 7 |
| #258 | magical pony: Pearjack | 6 |
| #207 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 10 |
| #298 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
| #190 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 11 |
| #293 | magical pony: Uniquity | 5 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #153 | mooseflank | 20 |
| #20 | moosemeat pie | 12 |
| #106 | muskox-skin cap | 1 |
| 🥇 | packet of tall grass seeds | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #115 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #63 | silent I | 9 |
| #38 | silent L | 7 |
| #147 | silent M | 2 |
| #79 | silent O | 9 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | stick-on mini solar panels | 221 |
| #101 | thick walrus blubber | 30 |
| #120 | tiny bomb | 11 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6159 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic yuleviathan | 1 |
| #42 | warehouse key | 19 |
| #194 | yule gruel | 1 |
| 🥈 | yule pup | 22 |