| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #71 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #29 | Crimbo crystal shards | 11 |
| #77 | Crimbo dinner | 9 |
| #48 | Crimbo food scraps | 235 |
| #82 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #123 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 22 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #25 | Crimbosmopolitan | 59 |
| #45 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #83 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #121 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #108 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #184 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 3 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #55 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #138 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #70 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #326 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #149 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #123 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #100 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #34 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #82 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #158 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #88 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #97 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #76 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #358 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #50 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #115 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #63 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #69 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #89 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #98 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #83 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #56 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #86 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #147 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #38 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #315 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #595 | Instant Karma | 8 |
| #109 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #84 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #93 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #50 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #59 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #87 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #294 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 8 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1413 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 10 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 10 |
| #207 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #620 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #161 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #172 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 73 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot circuitry | 2 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #144 | Trainbot linkages | 2 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #139 | Trainbot plating | 3 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #39 | Trainbot slag | 191 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #96 | Twelve Night Energy | 5 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #49 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #71 | antique beer | 8 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #77 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #165 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #59 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #31 | cabooze | 13 |
| #78 | candied lime | 1 |
| #35 | candy cane | 1,669 |
| #20 | cannonbomb | 38 |
| #51 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #54 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #146 | chocomotive | 6 |
| #29 | cinnamon machine oil | 581 |
| #143 | corned beet | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #8 | crystalline cheer | 12,899 |
| #117 | cursed wishbone | 2 |
| #11 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 17 |
| #41 | dog ointment | 8 |
| #50 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 246 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #39 | flat cider | 2 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #44 | freightcake | 10 |
| #77 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #125 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #92 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #96 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #32 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #2802 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #40 | honey-drenched ham slice | 214 |
| #97 | hot wine | 1 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #17 | industrially-crushed ice | 231 |
| #57 | invisible potion | 7 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #4 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 337 |
| #44 | lost elf luggage | 142 |
| #63 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #112 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #36 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 242 |
| #56 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #69 | nega-mushroom | 29 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #113 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #76 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #83 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #114 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #114 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #137 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #85 | pile of Trainbot parts | 260 |
| #80 | ping-pong ball | 160 |
| #51 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #44 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #42 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #13 | portable steam unit | 13 |
| #91 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #54 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #102 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #207 | red money bag | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #42 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| 🥉 | rigging knot | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #111 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #145 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #77 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #127 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #94 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #31 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #5 | solid shifting time weirdness | 27 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #43 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 32 |
| #13 | steamed oyster | 300 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #90 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #111 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #109 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #473 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #782 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #215 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #71 | trick coin | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #46 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
| #184 | warehouse key | 3 |
| #48 | wet tack | 1 |
| #26 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 33 |
| #60 | whalecake | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #114 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #15 | white arm towel | 2 |
| #25 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #188 | white money bag | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |