| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #111 | Brandonian footlocker key | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #101 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #52 | Christmas ham | 1 |
| #75 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #83 | Covert Ops for Kids | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbo crystal shards | 11 |
| #77 | Crimbo dinner | 9 |
| #49 | Crimbo food scraps | 235 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #124 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 22 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbosmopolitan | 59 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #127 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #57 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #86 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #196 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 3 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #60 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #144 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #73 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #356 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #91 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #154 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #129 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #105 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #51 | Easter eggnog | 1 |
| #59 | Easter grasshopper | 1 |
| #165 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #99 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #79 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #390 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #52 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #42 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #117 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #65 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #64 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #113 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #90 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #101 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #108 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #123 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #58 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #87 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #152 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #70 | Holiday Multitasking | 1 |
| #70 | How to Lose Friends and Attract Snakes | 1 |
| #72 | Hoyle's Guide to Reindeer Games | 1 |
| #316 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #593 | Instant Karma | 8 |
| #55 | Irish eggnog | 1 |
| #114 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #88 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #90 | LIDAR candle | 1 |
| #102 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #53 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #68 | Secrets of the Master Egg Hunters | 1 |
| #212 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #217 | Spirit of Christmas | 1 |
| #222 | Spirit of Easter | 1 |
| #218 | Spirit of St. Patrick's Day | 1 |
| #221 | Spirit of Thanksgiving | 1 |
| #209 | Spirit of Veteran's Day | 1 |
| #62 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #61 | Thanksgiving ration | 1 |
| #88 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #295 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 8 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 10 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 10 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #627 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #172 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 73 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #116 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot circuitry | 2 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #147 | Trainbot linkages | 2 |
| #166 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #143 | Trainbot plating | 3 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #163 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #40 | Trainbot slag | 191 |
| #176 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #96 | Twelve Night Energy | 5 |
| #47 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #51 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #71 | antique beer | 8 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #80 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #75 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #168 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #60 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #25 | cabooze | 16 |
| #53 | candied beef and cabbage | 1 |
| #82 | candied lime | 1 |
| #33 | candy cane | 1,792 |
| #41 | candy egg deviler | 1 |
| #59 | candy rations | 1 |
| #22 | cannonbomb | 38 |
| #54 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #62 | canteen of jungle juice | 1 |
| #56 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #59 | chocolate ostrich egg | 1 |
| #72 | chocomotive | 8 |
| #30 | cinnamon machine oil | 581 |
| #43 | clovermint | 1 |
| #115 | coney haunch | 1 |
| #153 | corned beet | 1 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #119 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #8 | crystalline cheer | 12,899 |
| #105 | crystallized pumpkin spice | 1 |
| #118 | cursed wishbone | 2 |
| #99 | dark chocolate egg | 1 |
| #11 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 17 |
| #31 | deviled candy egg | 1 |
| #39 | dog ointment | 9 |
| #60 | double-candied yams | 1 |
| #51 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 246 |
| #36 | egg gun | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #100 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #39 | flat cider | 2 |
| #107 | four-leaf potato sprout | 1 |
| #94 | fragile Christmas ornament | 1 |
| #32 | free boots | 1 |
| #35 | freightcake | 11 |
| #81 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #2824 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #136 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #98 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #95 | gravy skin | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin buckler | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin hat | 1 |
| #7 | gravyskin pants | 1 |
| #8 | gravyskin skirt | 1 |
| #99 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #34 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #97 | half-digested rat | 1 |
| #2800 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #132 | hard cocoa | 2 |
| #47 | holiday smorgasbord | 1 |
| #51 | holiday trip around the world | 1 |
| #41 | honey-drenched ham slice | 214 |
| #102 | hot wine | 1 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #17 | industrially-crushed ice | 231 |
| #55 | invisible potion | 9 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #4 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 337 |
| #45 | lost elf luggage | 142 |
| #27 | lucky army helmet | 1 |
| #63 | lucky moai statuette | 1 |
| #45 | lucky napkin | 1 |
| #65 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #56 | mechanically-mulled cider | 1 |
| #89 | military orb | 1 |
| #115 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #117 | moai toai | 1 |
| #37 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 242 |
| #60 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #69 | nega-mushroom | 29 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #28 | nylon Christmas stockings | 1 |
| #116 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #82 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #85 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #146 | peppermint pegleg | 1 |
| #118 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #33 | perfect Christmas scarf | 1 |
| #119 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #145 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #88 | pile of Trainbot parts | 260 |
| #82 | ping-pong ball | 160 |
| #52 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #25 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #13 | portable steam unit | 13 |
| #100 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #56 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #109 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #99 | ragged wool yarn | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #105 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #31 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #44 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| #4 | rigging knot | 1 |
| #111 | room scale green bean casserole | 1 |
| #80 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #7 | rum ball | 1 |
| #117 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #132 | salmagumdi | 2 |
| #153 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #80 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #127 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #52 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #98 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #5 | solid shifting time weirdness | 27 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #43 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 32 |
| #13 | steamed oyster | 300 |
| #71 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #99 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #118 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #112 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #43 | tattoo of two turkeys | 1 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #14 | tiny plastic "Santa Claus" | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1418 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Colonel Brando | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Easter Island Bunny | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #484 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #12 | tiny plastic Jedediah and Boiling Cloud | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #13 | tiny plastic St. Patrick | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #76 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1359 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4483 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #216 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #98 | traumatic holiday memory | 1 |
| #74 | trick coin | 1 |
| #71 | turchucken | 1 |
| #172 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #46 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
| #184 | warehouse key | 3 |
| #50 | wet tack | 1 |
| #27 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 33 |
| #63 | whalecake | 1 |
| #40 | whalegun | 1 |
| #117 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #15 | white arm towel | 2 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #188 | white money bag | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #37 | yule grog | 1 |
| #104 | yule pup | 1 |