| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #69 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 1 |
| #132 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #29 | Crimbo crystal shards | 11 |
| #75 | Crimbo dinner | 9 |
| #48 | Crimbo food scraps | 235 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbo train emergency brake | 22 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #24 | Crimbosmopolitan | 59 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #126 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #59 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 1 |
| #78 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #113 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #56 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 1 |
| #104 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 1 |
| #169 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 3 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| #52 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 1 |
| #133 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 1 |
| #294 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 1 |
| #139 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #120 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 1 |
| #81 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 1 |
| #35 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 1 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer tricorn | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #127 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #144 | Elf Army machine parts | 1 |
| #85 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 1 |
| #91 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 1 |
| #74 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 1 |
| #328 | Elf Guard MPC | 1 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #41 | Elf Guard broom | 1 |
| #53 | Elf Guard clipboard | 1 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #106 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 1 |
| #63 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 1 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #77 | Elf Guard hotpants | 1 |
| #72 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #96 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #105 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #82 | Elf Guard safety bear | 1 |
| #47 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 1 |
| #80 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #81 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 1 |
| #134 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 1 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #37 | Elvish underarmor | 1 |
| #314 | Inner Truth | 1 |
| #583 | Instant Karma | 8 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #91 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #211 | Sneaky Pete's key lime | 1 |
| #57 | Swedish coffee | 1 |
| #82 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 8 |
| #196 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 8 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 10 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 10 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 19 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 73 |
| #59 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #114 | Trainbot autoassembly module | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot circuitry | 2 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #144 | Trainbot linkages | 2 |
| #163 | Trainbot optics | 1 |
| #139 | Trainbot plating | 3 |
| #72 | Trainbot radar monocle | 1 |
| #159 | Trainbot servomotors | 1 |
| #39 | Trainbot slag | 191 |
| #171 | Trainbot tubing | 1 |
| #90 | Twelve Night Energy | 5 |
| #42 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #28 | Yorick | 1 |
| #48 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #70 | antique beer | 8 |
| #35 | automatic wine thief | 1 |
| #79 | baby rigging snake | 1 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #58 | brown pirate pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #45 | cabooze | 10 |
| #74 | candied lime | 1 |
| #45 | candy cane | 1,367 |
| #18 | cannonbomb | 38 |
| #47 | canteen of eggnog | 1 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #189 | chocomotive | 5 |
| #28 | cinnamon machine oil | 581 |
| #141 | corned beet | 1 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #47 | crystalline cheer | 2,434 |
| #117 | cursed wishbone | 2 |
| #10 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 17 |
| #47 | dog ointment | 5 |
| #50 | dregs of a Crimbo cocktail | 246 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #93 | flask of egggrog | 1 |
| #38 | flat cider | 2 |
| #31 | free boots | 1 |
| #42 | freightcake | 10 |
| #74 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 1 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #118 | gingerbread nylons | 1 |
| #90 | gingerbread pirate | 1 |
| #94 | grog nuts | 1 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #31 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #2796 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #39 | honey-drenched ham slice | 214 |
| #94 | hot wine | 1 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #17 | industrially-crushed ice | 231 |
| #59 | invisible potion | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| 🥉 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 337 |
| #44 | lost elf luggage | 142 |
| #59 | massive wrench | 1 |
| #105 | military-grade peppermint oil | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #89 | mime army superserum | 2 |
| #35 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 242 |
| #53 | mulled wine | 1 |
| #69 | nega-mushroom | 29 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #73 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #80 | peppermint bomb | 1 |
| #111 | peppermint tack | 1 |
| #110 | pet anchor | 1 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| #86 | pile of Trainbot parts | 260 |
| #80 | ping-pong ball | 160 |
| #50 | ping-pong paddle | 1 |
| #24 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 1 |
| #41 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #40 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #45 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #39 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #15 | portable steam unit | 13 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #53 | punching mirror | 1 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #100 | red and white claret | 1 |
| #205 | red money bag | 1 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #41 | replica Elf Guard medal | 1 |
| 🥈 | rigging knot | 1 |
| #78 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #108 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 1 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #75 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 1 |
| #125 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #32 | shoulder-mounted Trainbot | 1 |
| #28 | silver table-scraper | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #4 | solid shifting time weirdness | 27 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #43 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 32 |
| #11 | steamed oyster | 300 |
| #68 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #89 | stuffed kraken | 1 |
| #108 | sugarplum ration | 1 |
| #103 | sundae ration | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #803 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #470 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic caboose | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic coal car | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #35 | tiny plastic dining car | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic locomotive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic passenger car | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #70 | trick coin | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #45 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
| #182 | warehouse key | 3 |
| #46 | wet tack | 1 |
| #22 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 33 |
| #58 | whalecake | 1 |
| #38 | whalegun | 1 |
| #112 | whalesteak | 1 |
| #15 | white arm towel | 2 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |