MidnightBlue

RankItemQuantity
#19730669 scroll59
#773334 scroll2
#3624-dimensional guitar2
#3064067 scroll28
#219668 scroll5
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#876Angry Farmer candy50
#413Bjorn's Hammer1
#185Black No. 254
#423Boris's key lime pie1
#499Boris's ring3
#1743Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air1
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#202Divine3
#137Gordon Bennett4
#613Hell ramen1
#775Jarlsberg's earring1
#302Jarlsberg's key lime pie2
#820Knob Goblin elite helm2
#815Knob Goblin elite pants2
#690Knob Goblin elite polearm3
#544Knob Goblin firecracker23
#266Knob Goblin harem pants16
#311Knob Goblin harem veil12
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#415Knob Goblin perfume6
#343Knob pasty1
#183Mae West5
#334Meleegra™ pills29
#413Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler9
#509Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub60
#246Mon Tiki3
#138NG10
#179Neuromancer4
#464Orcish baseball cap5
#434Orcish cargo shorts5
#513Orcish frat-paddle3
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#646Rock and Roll Legend1
#412Sneaky Pete's breath spray3
#192Sneaky Pete's key lime pie5
#265Spooky-Gro fertilizer3
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#375Wand of Nagamar14
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#345a little sump'm sump'm7
#394acoustic guitarrr9
#221adder bladder51
#330agua de vida2
#146antique hand mirror47
#369around the world3
#698asbestos ore6
#140asparagus lo mein1
#1350awful poetry journal10
#534bag of Cheat-Os10
#259barbed-wire fence22
#171bean burrito5
#561beer helmet2
#359bejeweled pledge pin10
#214black pepper11
#437blue-frosted astral cupcake2
#665bone rattle1
#407bottle of cooking sherry2
#526bottle of gin26
#537bottle of popskull2
#646bottle of rum50
#425bottle of tequila50
#361bottle of vodka50
#528bottle of whiskey50
#136bowl of rye sprouts2
#420boxed wine50
#583briefcase3
#117brown sugar cane65
#480bubbly potion15
#485bugbear beanie10
#480bugbear bungguard10
#228bullet-proof corduroys23
#141bunch of square grapes41
#538cactus fruit1
#534calle de miel1
#791can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce11
#783candied yams11
#781chaos butterfly88
#1660cheap toaster1
#526chrome ore8
#487cloudy potion15
#204cob of corn1
#164cold hi mein3
#327cold wad2
#1027corpse on the beach4
#1818corpsedriver1
#1221corpsetini3
#485cream stout2
#274creamsicle10
#457cruelty-free wine2
#256curmudgel3
#448dark potion20
#891dead guy's watch3
#157digital key lime pie7
#216distressed denim pants20
#242dreadlock whip4
#581drum machine3
#336dusty bottle of Marsala50
#349dusty bottle of Merlot50
#329dusty bottle of Muscat50
#338dusty bottle of Pinot Noir50
#362dusty bottle of Port50
#327dusty bottle of Zinfandel50
#496effervescent potion15
#2833eggnog1
#167enchanted bean23
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#82especially salty dog8
#473eyepatch11
#850fancy bath salts1
#3638fancy but probably evil chocolate2
#209filthy corduroys43
#246filthy knitted dread sack35
#284filthy poultice13
#95fishy fish lasagna2
#514fizzy potion13
#639flaregun8
#488frigid ninja stars50
#222frilly skirt20
#840furry fur30
#242fuzzbump12
#359gauze garter14
#482giant needle58
#184gimlet3
#896glass of goat's milk1
#109glimmering roc feather2
#54gnat lasagna4
#201goat cheese150
#429gremlin juice3
#201handful of pine needles39
#322heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr2
#688herbal stuffing11
#243horizontal tango5
#156hot hi mein5
#411hot wad2
#916hot wing13
#377inkwell7
#413insanely spicy bean burrito6
#246insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito1
#129insanely spicy jumping bean burrito3
#263jabañero-flavored chewing gum28
#114juniper berries5
#621ketchup hound3
#120large box110
#355leftovers of indeterminate origin5
#194lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum44
#233line350
#499linoleum ore7
#105long pork lasagna1
#329love song of disturbing obsession1
#289love song of icy revenge1
#276love song of sugary cuteness3
#1976lucky rabbit's foot1
#138mandarina colada5
#146mariachi G-string24
#536martini2
#258marzipan skull56
#180massive sitar1
#499meat vortex50
#266menudo ravioli1
#334milk of magnesium1
#340milky potion33
#610miner's helmet2
#602miner's pants2
#321mullet wig4
#316murky potion40
#225not-a-pipe1
#529ocean motion1
#156olive lo mein1
#2436oozenog1
#358photoprotoneutron torpedo85
#259pickle-flavored chewing gum31
#505pink pony2
#302plastic guitar4
#747plot hole41
#82powdered organs63
#437prismatic wad1
#221prussian cathouse3
#307pygmy blowgun4
#349pygmy pygment2
#335razor-sharp can lid44
#52really really sticky spider web13
#136really sticky spider web1
#427red pixel potion6
#240reinforced beaded headband19
#379reodorant16
#347rockin' wagon2
#405roll in the hay2
#316round purple sunglasses13
#117salinated mint julep7
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#461screwdriver2
#484skeleton key9
#546slap and tickle1
#296sleaze wad3
#133sleazy hi mein5
#942smoky potion1
#541snifter of thoroughly aged brandy10
#135sonar-in-a-biscuit138
#101spicy jumping bean burrito3
#279spider web200
#129spooky hi mein5
#168spooky lo mein1
#204star400
#317star chart50
#66star key lime pie20
#402stench wad2
#129stinky hi mein5
#1825stolen accordion1
#273stone banjo1
#2454stuffed shoulder parrot6
#526swashbuckling pants6
#269swirly potion52
#259tamarind-flavored chewing gum30
#112tangarita5
#160teqiwila slammer3
#1012thin black candle30
#174tin star1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#1051titanium assault umbrella1
#579tofurkey gravy15
#472tofurkey leg18
#110tomb ratchet11
#1564toy mercenary2
#177tropical orchid16
#1021twinkly wad2
#219vitachoconutriment capsule23
#386vodka martini2
#169vodka stratocaster3
#177wang15
#19wet stew39
#630whiskey sour1
#312wussiness potion49
#237yellow brick road3
#1862zombie pineal gland1

Wow, that's 4,577 items total!

what items are this player missing?