| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #417 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #123 | Dust bunny | 11 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #53 | Inner Strength | 5 |
| #164 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #239 | Inner Wisdom | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #31 | Mer-kin worktea | 5 |
| #1962 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 2 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #2330 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #72 | asbestos crossbow string | 4 |
| #797 | asbestos ore | 4 |
| #43 | asbestos stick | 10 |
| #82 | asbestos sword hilt | 4 |
| #184 | big rock | 7 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #147 | black gold | 3 |
| #1294 | blood flower | 2 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #574 | broken cellular phone | 2 |
| 🥉 | chakra malt | 522 |
| #108 | chakra sludge | 11 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #52 | chrome crossbow string | 6 |
| #67 | chrome stick | 4 |
| #63 | chrome sword hilt | 4 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #99 | cursed wishbone | 3 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #25 | eldritch alignment spray | 50 |
| #230 | eldritch effluvium | 55 |
| #97 | eldritch ichor | 11 |
| #49 | eldritch rub | 3 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #157 | executive mime flask | 7 |
| #1281 | felt | 6 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #2190 | googly eye | 2 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #515 | hermit permit | 2 |
| #319 | hippopotamus skin | 3 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #79 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #1210 | length of string | 6 |
| #53 | linoleum crossbow string | 4 |
| #89 | linoleum stick | 2 |
| #39 | linoleum sword hilt | 5 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #853 | marshmallow | 2 |
| #184 | meat from yesterday | 12 |
| #925 | meat stack | 3 |
| #83 | mime army camouflage kit | 2 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #117 | mime army rations | 3 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #142 | mime army wine | 2 |
| #163 | mime eraser | 4 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #256 | negative lump | 37 |
| #1124 | penguin skin | 3 |
| #468 | pirate pelvis | 4 |
| #268 | plastic passion fruit | 6 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #1377 | pretty flower | 7 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #747 | [2108]rock | 5 |
| #318 | rusty metal ring | 1 |
| #119 | rusty metal shaft | 4 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #797 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 1 |
| #548 | stick | 4 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #138 | tasket | 4 |
| #74 | temperance whiskey | 5 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #820 | tooth | 4 |
| #629 | wooden block | 4 |
| #155 | yak skin | 9 |