| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #207 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #396 | Boris's ring | 4 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2453 | Crown of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #1390 | Mad Train wine | 7 |
| #1562 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 2 |
| #587 | Ram's Face Lager | 15 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #285 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 5 |
| #416 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 5 |
| #594 | Wand of Nagamar | 7 |
| #2951 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 2 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #959 | bag of airline peanuts | 23 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1475 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #874 | bottle of gin | 7 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #1349 | bottle of rum | 3 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #915 | bottle of vodka | 5 |
| #841 | bottle of whiskey | 15 |
| #990 | boxed wine | 5 |
| #1175 | brick | 22 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1782 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #1498 | carbon nanotube frame | 3 |
| #934 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #730 | coconut shell | 16 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #589 | dry noodles | 67 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1022 | encoder ring | 3 |
| #646 | evil googly eye | 6 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #943 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 21 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #948 | fake hand | 19 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1343 | fire | 2 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #813 | giant discarded bottlecap | 5 |
| #1292 | giant discarded plastic fork | 5 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1323 | gingerbread horror | 5 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #595 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #682 | hellion cube | 3 |
| #1083 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 22 |
| #1371 | ice-cold Willer | 4 |
| #1047 | ice-cold fotie | 4 |
| #1472 | ion grid | 3 |
| #1111 | jazz soap | 14 |
| #878 | joybuzzer | 27 |
| #64 | knob mushroom wine | 3 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #900 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 25 |
| #924 | magical ice cubes | 6 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1406 | mushroom fermenting solution | 4 |
| #925 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1194 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 8 |
| #1082 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 17 |
| #345 | pink pony | 5 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #837 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #887 | rubber emo roe | 30 |
| #435 | scrumptious reagent | 147 |
| #1677 | shiny ring | 8 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #971 | spooky cosmetics bag | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1232 | spooky length of string | 6 |
| #108 | spooky mushroom wine | 4 |
| #1768 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #643 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 26 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #432 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 10 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #605 | tiny plastic angry goat | 27 |
| #887 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #523 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 31 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #826 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 21 |
| #788 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 22 |
| #728 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 23 |
| #524 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 9 |
| #721 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 24 |
| #798 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 22 |
| #613 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 27 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #773 | tiny plastic grue | 22 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #553 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 30 |
| #774 | tiny plastic killer bee | 22 |
| #949 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 19 |
| #758 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 23 |
| #834 | tiny plastic mosquito | 21 |
| #828 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 6 |
| #646 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 26 |
| #827 | tiny plastic sauceror | 6 |
| #588 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 8 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #671 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 25 |
| #609 | tiny plastic stab bat | 28 |
| #495 | tiny plastic star starfish | 32 |
| #343 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 12 |
| #925 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1788 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #789 | whoopie cushion | 37 |
| #993 | wind-up chattering teeth | 24 |
| #539 | worthless gewgaw | 5 |
| #478 | worthless knick-knack | 10 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1266 | x-ray specs | 3 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1118 | yellow snowcone | 20 |
| #1428 | yo | 4 |