| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimbuck | 429 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| 🥉 | Newbiesport™ backpack | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #465 | badass belt | 97 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #999 | blood flower | 4 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #256 | bottle of goofballs | 89 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #18 | bowler | 3 |
| #1208 | box of sunshine | 177 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #148 | cheap toaster | 12 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1027 | duct tape | 20 |
| #271 | easter egg balloon | 71 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #172 | fake hand | 154 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #561 | filthy lucre | 68 |
| #50 | fuzzy dice | 34 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| 🥇 | gnoll lips | 54,665 |
| #19 | gr8ps | 504 |
| #10 | grapes | 10,554 |
| #419 | green balloon | 5 |
| #719 | green candy heart | 8 |
| #252 | grue egg | 89 |
| #2393 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #553 | hobo nickel | 370 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #69 | pail | 145 |
| #767 | pink candy heart | 6 |
| #488 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
| #168 | questionable taco | 3 |
| #311 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #232 | shiny ring | 100 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #142 | spooky hockey mask | 10 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1282 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #16 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 108 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #8 | tortoise's blessing | 2,301 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #248 | tulip | 2 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #234 | yellow snowcone | 135 |
| #607 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |