| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1171 | Crimbuck | 429 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #127 | Kevlar balloon | 1 |
| š„ | Newbiesportā¢ backpack | 1 |
| š„ | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #314 | anniversary balloon | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| š„ | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #466 | badass belt | 97 |
| #9 | birthday candle | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| š„ | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #260 | bottle of goofballs | 89 |
| #38 | bowlegged pants | 2 |
| #18 | bowler | 3 |
| #1212 | box of sunshine | 177 |
| š„ | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #148 | cheap toaster | 12 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1030 | duct tape | 20 |
| #271 | easter egg balloon | 71 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #171 | fake hand | 154 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #562 | filthy lucre | 68 |
| #50 | fuzzy dice | 34 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| š„ | gnoll lips | 54,665 |
| #20 | gr8ps | 504 |
| #10 | grapes | 10,554 |
| #419 | green balloon | 5 |
| #718 | green candy heart | 8 |
| #259 | grue egg | 89 |
| #2396 | handful of confetti | 12 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #554 | hobo nickel | 370 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #433 | long-stemmed rose | 2 |
| #6 | one million meat pancakes | 1 |
| #73 | pail | 145 |
| #766 | pink candy heart | 6 |
| #486 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
| #168 | questionable taco | 3 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #234 | shiny ring | 100 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #142 | spooky hockey mask | 10 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #3137 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #29 | tapped black lotus | 1 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1283 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 3 |
| #17 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 108 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #8 | tortoise's blessing | 2,301 |
| #617 | tropical orchid | 1 |
| #247 | tulip | 2 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #5 | wrapping paper | 1 |
| #509 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #232 | yellow snowcone | 135 |
| #609 | zombie pineal gland | 8 |