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| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #25 | Convincing People You Can See The Future | 1 |
| #97 | Crimbeau de toilette | 2 |
| #80 | Crimbo candle | 3 |
| #83 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #87 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #127 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 2 |
| #105 | Racisto Ruidoso | 4 |
| #17 | Silly Little Love Song | 2 |
| #8 | Staff of Frozen Lard | 1 |
| #29 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 2 |
| #30 | The Imploded World | 4 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #65 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #82 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 6 |
| #804 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 4 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #72 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 16 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 5 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #933 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #76 | Twelve Night Energy | 10 |
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| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | antique Canadian lantern | 1 |
| #167 | antique beer | 1 |
| #108 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #76 | beaver punch (cherry) | 1 |
| #77 | beaver punch (papaya) | 1 |
| #92 | beaver punch (peach) | 1 |
| #167 | beavermouth | 24 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #13 | blue money bag | 16 |
| #118 | bottle of Crimbognac | 2 |
| #69 | boxed bat wings | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #38 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 3 |
| #26 | cheerful antler hat | 3 |
| #27 | cheerful pajama pants | 3 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #82 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #253 | fudge bunny | 2 |
| 🥈 | globe of Deep Sauce | 1,000 |
| #296 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #51 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #90 | hot watered rum | 11 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #69 | mafia middle finger ring | 1 |
| #79 | mafia pinky ring | 1 |
| #31 | mafia pointer finger ring | 1 |
| #77 | mafia thumb ring | 1 |
| #25 | mafia wedding ring | 1 |
| #90 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 48 |
| #59 | magical pony: Pearjack | 62 |
| #80 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 55 |
| #69 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 74 |
| #81 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 53 |
| #75 | magical pony: Uniquity | 56 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #581 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #240 | mooseflank | 1 |
| #52 | moosemeat pie | 4 |
| #49 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #48 | neg grog | 1 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #147 | oldcake | 3 |
| #56 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #46 | plastic bazooka | 2 |
| 🥇 | popular tart | 11,100 |
| #92 | portable dam | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #114 | pristine walrus tusk | 1 |
| #13 | red money bag | 80 |
| #121 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
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| #203 | silent I | 1 |
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| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #123 | thick walrus blubber | 11 |
| #120 | tiny bomb | 11 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #274 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #859 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #371 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #12 | white money bag | 32 |
| #46 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 2 |
| #97 | yule gruel | 11 |
| #102 | yule pup | 1 |