| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #164 | Alice's Army Cleric | 2 |
| #228 | Alice's Army Coward | 1 |
| #158 | Alice's Army Hammerman | 2 |
| #222 | Alice's Army Horseman | 1 |
| #221 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #255 | Alice's Army Page | 1 |
| #168 | Alice's Army Sniper | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #235 | Frosty's frosty mug | 7 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #323 | Hodgman's blanket | 4 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #234 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 6 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #954 | bejeweled cufflinks | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #111 | candy cornucopia | 1 |
| #888 | canteen of wine | 22 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| #674 | elven limbos gingerbread | 19 |
| #665 | elven moonshine | 14 |
| #685 | elven socks | 6 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #199 | extra-greasy slider | 12 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #1164 | festive holiday hat | 2 |
| #92 | floaty gravel | 2 |
| #104 | floaty inverse geode | 2 |
| #61 | floaty pebbles | 6 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #39 | floaty sand | 542 |
| #375 | frozen banquet | 5 |
| #947 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #776 | giant designer sunglasses | 3 |
| #633 | gray bow tie | 10 |
| #2795 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #38 | house of twigs and spit | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #301 | jar of squeeze | 3 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #861 | knuckle sandwich | 17 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #206 | lewd playing card | 12 |
| #250 | lump of coal | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #67 | pair of twitching claws | 1 |
| #89 | panicked kernel | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #560 | patent leather shoes | 11 |
| #894 | penguin thesaurus | 6 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #588 | rigid carapace | 8 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #34 | slime-covered necklace | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #65 | squamous polyp | 1 |
| #1870 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 14 |
| #1748 | stuffed Meat | 17 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1730 | stuffed key | 13 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #1646 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #1863 | stuffed monocle | 15 |
| #1961 | stuffed teddy butler | 13 |
| #1669 | stuffed tin of caviar | 19 |
| #1734 | stuffed treasure chest | 13 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #77 | tortoise's blessing | 79 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #1474 | unstable DNA | 17 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #290 | voodoo snuff | 5 |