| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #20 | A Guide to Safari | 1 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #224 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 4 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #20 | Celsius 233 | 3 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #9 | Cold Fang | 1 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #48 | Crimbo candle | 6 |
| #81 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 1 |
| #88 | Crimbolex watch | 1 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #9 | Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually | 174 |
| #13 | Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting | 70 |
| #9 | Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested | 193 |
| #13 | Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master | 79 |
| #13 | Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart | 141 |
| #13 | Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose | 82 |
| #13 | Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week | 63 |
| 🥈 | Dolph Bossin's charity note | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #55 | Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit | 1 |
| #26 | Gathered Meat-Clip | 5,842 |
| #5 | History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX | 1 |
| #39 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 2 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #14 | How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying | 3 |
| #82 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 2 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #32 | Kramco Industries packing carton | 1 |
| #8 | LOV Entrance Pass | 4 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #5 | Lava Miner's Daughter | 2 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #126 | Maxing, Relaxing | 7 |
| #19 | Miss Graves' vermouth | 1 |
| #92 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #13 | Neverending Party favor | 150 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| #6 | Now You're Cooking With Grease | 1 |
| #12 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pendant of Gargalesis | 93 |
| #5 | Psycho From The Heat | 2 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #8 | Red Roger's reliquary | 102 |
| #18 | Rethinking Candy | 2 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #5 | Space Baby children's book | 40 |
| #9 | Spacegate emergency disintegrator | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #6 | The Chill of the Wild | 1 |
| #21 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 3 |
| #44 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #53 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 2 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #67 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #10 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 10 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #22 | They'll Love You In Rhinestones | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #54 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #203 | actual reality goggles | 2 |
| #7 | alien gemstone | 187 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #11 | antique beer | 45 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #497 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #20 | artisanal homebrew sampler | 1 |
| #36 | bag of sausage links | 1 |
| #36 | beavermouth | 300 |
| #26 | big bumboozer marble | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #50 | corked genie bottle | 1 |
| #55 | cute meteoroid | 2 |
| #28 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 2 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #52 | grilled mooseflank | 55 |
| #74 | infant sandworm | 1 |
| #297 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 5 |
| #69 | magical sausage | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #22 | mint-in-box Powerful Glove | 1 |
| #51 | mooseflank | 207 |
| #18 | pantogram | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #13 | pocket wish | 1,000 |
| #147 | raffle prize box | 2 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #84 | smut orc keepsake box | 9 |
| #370 | sorority brain | 1 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #6 | thick walrus blubber | 2,000 |
| #15 | time residue | 111 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #48 | training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique | 1 |
| #21 | unopened diabolic pizza cube box | 1 |
| #145 | warehouse key | 5 |
| #18 | xo-skeleton-in-a-box | 1 |
| #70 | yule pup | 2 |