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| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #816 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #204 | anniversary balloon | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1772 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1836 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #544 | box of sunshine | 600 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #213 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #8 | football helmet | 100 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1589 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1117 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #875 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1023 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #301 | piece of wedding cake | 23 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1561 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1513 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1841 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1078 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #45 | three-tiered wedding cake | 19 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2772 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2047 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #992 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2780 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2138 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #974 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 18 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2749 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2185 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1838 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1771 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1631 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1628 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1260 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1533 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1369 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #13 | valuable trinket | 21,185 |
| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
| #68 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 28 |
| #2049 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #512 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |