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| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #815 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #204 | anniversary balloon | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1489 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1773 | blue paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #545 | box of sunshine | 600 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #8 | football helmet | 100 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1486 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1286 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1119 | lavender striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1551 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1261 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #876 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1823 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1206 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #301 | piece of wedding cake | 23 |
| #1287 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1564 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1514 | red paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1842 | red plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1079 | red striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #140 | spooky rattling cigar box | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #45 | three-tiered wedding cake | 19 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #2776 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #995 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 18 |
| #1730 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 5 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2139 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 3 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #1793 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1800 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 4 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #1277 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #977 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 18 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 17 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2753 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 2 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1096 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2203 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2533 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #2041 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1543 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #1775 | tiny plastic killer bee | 10 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2229 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #1636 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 11 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1630 | tiny plastic mosquito | 11 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 14 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #1735 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 4 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 12 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1216 | tiny plastic stab bat | 15 |
| #2235 | tiny plastic star starfish | 8 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1916 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #1372 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 4 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2107 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #13 | valuable trinket | 21,185 |
| #390 | witch hat | 2 |
| #68 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 28 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #512 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |