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| #1417 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #578 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 3 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1735 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1624 | Valentine | 5 |
| #7 | abominable snowcone | 13,587 |
| #852 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #664 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
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| #903 | club necklace | 8 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
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| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
| #1644 | giant discarded plastic fork | 3 |
| #1184 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
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| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
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| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
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| #1085 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
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| #972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
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| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #2591 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 18 |
| #3527 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
| #2154 | stuffed angry cow | 23 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #3247 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3064 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3811 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
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| #2785 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
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| #3378 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #835 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
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| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #1387 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
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| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |