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| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
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| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1741 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| #11 | Radio KoL Keychain | 1 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #7 | abominable snowcone | 13,587 |
| #851 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 7 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
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| #3829 | candy stake | 1 |
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| #905 | club necklace | 8 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
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| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #1786 | fruitcake | 6 |
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| #1187 | giant pinky ring | 9 |
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| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
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| #779 | loaded serum blowgun | 5 |
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| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
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| #383 | small leather glove | 2 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
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| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
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| #3539 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 12 |
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| #2444 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #3255 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 14 |
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| #3123 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #2944 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #3820 | stuffed hand turkey | 11 |
| #2889 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #3386 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
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| #2793 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
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| #3389 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 13 |
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| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
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| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
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| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #1389 | tofurkey leg | 5 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
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