| 🥈 | Abuela Crimbo's special magnet | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #2387 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #356 | CSA fire-starting kit | 7 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #191 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 19 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #2268 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #19 | Elf Guard MPC | 10,174 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #1676 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #190 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 178 |
| #2518 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #9 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 3,147 |
| #14 | Mer-kin scholar mask | 1 |
| #13 | Mer-kin scholar tailpiece | 1 |
| #1575 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #174 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 2 |
| #62 | Staff of Blood and Pudding | 1 |
| #12 | Staff of Holiday Sensations | 1 |
| #93 | Staff of the Black Kettle | 1 |
| #11 | Staff of the Cozy Fish | 1 |
| #26 | Staff of the Electric Range | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #66 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #68 | The Superconductor's CPU | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #1409 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 2 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| 🥇 | Toot Oriole care package | 1 |
| #104 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #69 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #19 | automa-bot parts | 1,694 |
| #5056 | badass belt | 5 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #330 | coconut shell | 154 |
| 🥇 | cozy scarf | 1 |
| #573 | crystalline cheer | 3 |
| #54 | distention pill | 8 |
| #530 | donated candy | 1 |
| #938 | dry noodles | 5 |
| #1922 | duct tape | 3 |
| #1015 | empty agua de vida bottle | 18 |
| #53 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 909 |
| #1640 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #778 | figurine of a cold seal | 3 |
| #408 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #477 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #23 | fishy pipe | 2 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| #36 | fried air | 249 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #593 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #504 | ghost of a necklace | 2 |
| #697 | gold wedding ring | 2 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted diving booties | 1 |
| #4479 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #406 | little paper umbrella | 140 |
| #314 | magical ice cubes | 151 |
| #34 | meatball | 90 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #18 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #228 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #206 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #92 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #96 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #600 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 1 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #214 | old sweatpants | 339 |
| #392 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| 🥇 | oxygenated eggnog helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | peppermint harpoon gun | 1 |
| #47 | pirate encryption key alpha | 1 |
| #46 | pirate encryption key bravo | 1 |
| #50 | pirate encryption key charlie | 1 |
| #49 | pirate encryption key delta | 1 |
| #66 | radium-flavored potato chips | 917 |
| #121 | reflection of a map | 5 |
| #1300 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1021 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #1031 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #472 | seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet hanky | 1 |
| #12 | smooth velvet hat | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pants | 1 |
| #16 | smooth velvet pocket square | 1 |
| #19 | smooth velvet shirt | 1 |
| #15 | smooth velvet socks | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2572 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #61 | synthetic dog hair pill | 8 |
| #1469 | toast | 267 |
| 🥇 | train whistle | 1 |
| #1498 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #49 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 923 |
| #78 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |