| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1276 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 9 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1645 | Boss Bat britches | 5 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #14 | Crimboween memo | 356 |
| #1565 | Crown of the Goblin King | 13 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #517 | Ent cider | 11 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #120 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 3 |
| #1508 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #244 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 222 |
| #248 | Rock Pops | 200 |
| #661 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 5 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #492 | Valentine | 51 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1006 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 6 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #862 | baconstone | 9 |
| #38 | baconstone pendant | 8 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #3276 | badass belt | 13 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #635 | can of Red Minotaur | 4 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #263 | candy cane | 146 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #1245 | cyborg stompin' boot | 2 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #2347 | easter egg balloon | 8 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #838 | flashing novelty button | 2 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #1046 | hamethyst | 7 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1622 | lucky rabbit's foot | 2 |
| #1038 | mafia aria | 12 |
| #907 | nanite-infested candy cane | 12 |
| #477 | nanite-infested eggnog | 10 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #482 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 10 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #85 | oriole-feather headdress | 14 |
| #26 | oyster basket | 1,000 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #790 | porquoise | 9 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #226 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #116 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 1,337 |
| #1389 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #770 | support cummerbund | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #197 | tiny house | 1,205 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #883 | valuable trinket | 69 |
| #1642 | vinegar | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #475 | zombie pineal gland | 10 |