| #816 | Crimboween memo | 13 |
| #167 | Feynman gate | 74 |
| #338 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 25 |
| #1653 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #343 | astronaut pants | 25 |
| #167 | atomic vector plotter | 25 |
| #1001 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #150 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 25 |
| #2232 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #3619 | candy cane | 3 |
| #920 | candy stake | 7 |
| #126 | capacitor relay | 103 |
| #216 | carbon nanotube frame | 63 |
| #154 | computronic processing unit | 26 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #1765 | fire | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #1709 | googly eye | 4 |
| #351 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 9 |
| #151 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 26 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #165 | ion grid | 94 |
| #166 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 26 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1274 | length of string | 5 |
| #174 | logic synthesizer | 76 |
| #1348 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1714 | possessed top | 2 |
| #1615 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #158 | quantum polarity inducer | 26 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #158 | recursive spline reticulator | 26 |
| #158 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 26 |
| #175 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 25 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #144 | sub-molecular interocitor | 26 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #382 | tiny knife and fork | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1125 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #1868 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #302 | toy jet pack | 25 |
| #2127 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #375 | toy ray gun | 26 |
| #348 | toy space helmet | 26 |
| #1197 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #1277 | tree-eating kite | 15 |
| #1041 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #932 | wooden block | 2 |
| #1045 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |