| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #356 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #177 | Chroner | 427 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2337 | Crimbuck | 12 |
| #115 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 14 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #806 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #416 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #525 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #667 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2348 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 28 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #868 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #55 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #98 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #589 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #852 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #71 | eleven-foot pole | 13 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1456 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #600 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #211 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #145 | ornate picture frame | 16 |
| #582 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1142 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| #1341 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #144 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #825 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #152 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #175 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #153 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #972 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #140 | useless powder | 1,760 |