| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #174 | Chroner | 427 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2329 | Crimbuck | 12 |
| #113 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 14 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 28 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #56 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #2382 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #66 | eleven-foot pole | 13 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #1441 | friendly cheez blob | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #210 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #144 | ornate picture frame | 16 |
| #578 | shredded hellseal hide | 4 |
| #82 | silver face paint | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1134 | spectre scepter | 26 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #142 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 2 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #150 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 2 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 2 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 2 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic trollipop | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #139 | useless powder | 1,760 |