| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1172 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #67 | The Emperor's new hat | 1 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 19 |
| #506 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 3 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 3 |
| #424 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #664 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 7 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1217 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #522 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1037 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1949 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #360 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 25 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #858 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1116 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #664 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #612 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #481 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #513 | pog #10 (hobo) | 1 |
| #865 | sandwich of the gods | 8 |