| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #2709 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #94 | Bram's choker | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #480 | Chroner | 9 |
| #65 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 4 |
| #2028 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #19 | LT&T telegraph office deed | 1 |
| #126 | Mark of the Bugbear | 1 |
| #96 | Mark of the Ghost | 2 |
| #104 | Mark of the Werewolf | 2 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #136 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #23 | The Big Book of Communism | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #9 | Witchess Set | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #614 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite backpack | 1 |
| #14 | bakelite brooch | 1 |
| #264 | bark rootbeer | 4 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #66 | bottle of Greedy Dog | 1 |
| #38 | bottle of Lambada Lambic | 2 |
| #2729 | bottle of goofballs | 6 |
| #255 | bread line | 4 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #78 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #507 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #160 | crazy hobo notebook | 1 |
| #28 | crown-shaped beanie | 10 |
| #414 | donkey flipbook | 2 |
| #35 | dreadful roast | 3 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #145 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #544 | frilly skirt | 4 |
| #62 | go-go potion | 1 |
| #19 | hopping socks | 12 |
| #86 | letterman's jacket | 3 |
| #938 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #25 | one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island | 2 |
| #28 | one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill | 8 |
| #40 | one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #95 | poodle skirt | 3 |
| #22 | porcelain pepper mill | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #90 | screwdriver | 35 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #121 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #489 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |