| #1733 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #534 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 5 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #498 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #995 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #1306 | Dyspepsi grenade | 4 |
| #618 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 4 |
| #630 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #494 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 4 |
| #451 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 5 |
| #332 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 2 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #1332 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #425 | Valentine | 73 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1009 | ball | 5 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2555 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1835 | blue striped oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥈 | bow | 45 |
| #13 | bow staff | 4 |
| #16 | bowlegged pants | 4 |
| #13 | bowler | 4 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #948 | candy cane | 37 |
| #406 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 16 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #599 | doll house | 8 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #1355 | eggnog | 8 |
| #1280 | felt | 6 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1331 | googly eye | 7 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #541 | kite | 13 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2308 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1767 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1274 | length of string | 5 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1456 | mafia aria | 5 |
| #331 | marionette | 5 |
| #1984 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1550 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1847 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1364 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #30 | orange traffic cone | 1 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #51 | oyster basket | 255 |
| #679 | pet rock | 11 |
| #494 | petrified time | 1 |
| #397 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 2 |
| #2035 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #434 | rag doll | 5 |
| #2228 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2206 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1647 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #475 | sock monkey | 5 |
| #450 | string of blue beads | 26 |
| #467 | string of green beads | 25 |
| #310 | string of red beads | 35 |
| #1265 | stuffed doppelshifter | 7 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #126 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #485 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #903 | top | 5 |
| #281 | toy soldier | 6 |
| #318 | toy train | 7 |
| #607 | toy wheel | 15 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #528 | wooden block | 5 |
| #1801 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #967 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #1329 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #695 | yo-yo | 37 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |