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| #133 | Boris's key lime | 4 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #1652 | Drowsy Sword | 5 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #295 | Goodfella contract | 133 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #3767 | badass belt | 10 |
| #133 | badger badge | 1 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #430 | beholed bedsheet | 2 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1654 | blood flower | 1 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #244 | bottle of black cat tonic | 2 |
| #2386 | bottle of goofballs | 8 |
| #266 | bottle of realpagne | 1 |
| #318 | brass stinger | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #409 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #1162 | defective skull | 6 |
| #154 | detective skull | 1 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #869 | encoder ring | 7 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #402 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #626 | flavored foot massage oil | 17 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #1745 | gingerbread horror | 4 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #3460 | handful of confetti | 5 |
| #56 | hardware upgrade | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #356 | jar of swamp gas | 111 |
| #665 | loaded serum blowgun | 6 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #387 | magnifying glass | 1 |
| #750 | many-eyed glasses | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #1183 | nanofiber cloth | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1882 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #406 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1143 | rubber emo roe | 16 |
| #412 | shock collar | 1 |
| #509 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 1 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1321 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #84 | spoon! | 1 |
| #8937 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #6980 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #5316 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7025 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8977 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7885 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4297 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #766 | sucky decal | 1 |
| #384 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #349 | tin magnolia | 3 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #899 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #680 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #57 | tulip | 21 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #61 | woolen cravat | 1 |
| #1000 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |