Museum :: Mister Theft

Mister Theft

Rank	Item	Quantity
#1119	1-ball	2
🥈	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
🥇	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
#24	Brand of Violence	1
#104	Carol of the Bulls	1
#105	Carol of the Hells	1
#101	Carol of the Thrills	1
#79	Cheer-Up soda	10
#118	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
#182	Chester's bag of candy	1
#175	Chester's cutoffs	1
#185	Chester's moustache	1
#83	Chester's muscle shirt	1
#90	Chester's sunglasses	1
#28	Covers-Your-Head	1
#45	Crimbeau de toilette	10
#30	Crimbo candle	10
🥈	Crimbo smile	1
#21	Crimbo tattoo kit	5
#23	Crimbolex watch	6
#179	Crimboysters Rockefeller	1
#14	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
#13	Dinsey's brain	1
#14	Dinsey's glove	1
#15	Dinsey's oculus	1
#14	Dinsey's pants	1
#9	Dinsey's pizza cutter	1
#12	Dinsey's radar dish	1
#16	Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat	1
#4	Drunkula's bell	1
#23	Drunkula's cape	1
#7	Drunkula's ring of haze	1
#28	Drunkula's silky pants	1
#84	Frosty's arm	1
#213	Frosty's carrot	1
#16	Frosty's iceball	1
#196	Frosty's nailbat	1
#215	Frosty's old silk hat	1
#121	Frosty's snowball sack	1
🥇	Garland of Greatness	1
#52	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	3
#41	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	3
#40	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
#11	Great Wolf's beastly trousers	1
#30	Great Wolf's headband	1
#28	Great Wolf's left paw	1
#8	Great Wolf's lice	1
#24	Great Wolf's right paw	1
#5	Great Wolf's rocket launcher	1
#7	HOA regulation book	1
#7	HOA zombie eyes	1
#88	Hodgman's almanac	1
#119	Hodgman's bow tie	1
#22	Hodgman's cane	2
#133	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
#125	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
#129	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
#65	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
#145	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
🥈	Krampus Horn	1
#53	M-242	300
#29	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
#23	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
#28	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
#543	Microplushie: Bropane	14
#624	Microplushie: Dorkonide	3
#749	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	2
#751	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
#721	Microplushie: Gothochondria	5
#827	Microplushie: Hippylase	4
#577	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
#681	Microplushie: Hobomosome	4
#666	Microplushie: Otakulone	10
#675	Microplushie: Raverdrine	5
#560	Microplushie: Sororitrate	11
#15	No Hats as Art	1
#16	Non-Euclidean Finance	1
🥈	Official Council Aide Pin	1
#217	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
#196	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
#186	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
#187	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
#100	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
#8	Oscus's neverending soda	1
#7	Protects-Your-Junk	1
#20	Prunets	80
#112	Ralph IX cognac	2
🥇	Retrospecs	1
#118	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
🥇	SalesCo sample kit	1
#125	Science Notebook	1
#15	Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill	1
🥇	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
#11	Sister Accessory	1
#42	SongBoom™ BoomBox Box	1
#7	Spacegate diplomat's insignia	1
#967	The Joy of Wassailing	1
#6	Third Eye	1
#28	Thunkula's drinking cap	1
#1576	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
#411	Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette	1
#1016	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
#415	Thwaitgold chigger statuette	1
#1414	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	1
#1737	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
#1946	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
#1813	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
#186	Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette	2
#625	Thwaitgold mosquito statuette	1
#448	Thwaitgold nymph statuette	1
#1042	Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette	2
#1950	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
#128	Thwaitgold time fly statuette	1
#1153	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
🥇	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
#19	Trash, a Memoir	1
#34	Uncle Buck	4
#11	Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword	1
#32	Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap	1
#32	Valentine	2,105
#204	Wand of Oscus	1
#32	Yorick	1
#17	Zombo's empty eye	1
#181	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
#187	Zombo's shield	1
#105	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
#85	Zombo's skull ring	1
#191	Zombo's skullcap	1
#13	aerogel accordion	1
#11	aerogel akubra	1
#14	aerogel anvil	1
#8	aerogel apron	1
#13	aerogel ascot	1
#13	aerogel attache case	1
🥇	anniversary burlap belt	1
#227	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
🥈	anniversary concrete fedora	1
🥈	anniversary safety glass vest	1
#60	antique Canadian lantern	3
#129	antique beer	2
#30	bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts	1
#108	balanced antler	1
#25	barrel-aged eggnog	1
#135	beavermouth	43
#105	black and white cracker	4
#165	bottle of Crimbognac	1
#27	box o' ghosts	1
#536	box of sunshine	615
#18	brick	1,500
🥇	bucket of anniversary lard	1
#35	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
#36	candy harmonica	8
#112	censored can label	1
#128	cheer extractor	1
#48	cheer-o-gram	17
#108	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
#87	cheerful antler hat	1
#86	cheerful pajama pants	1
#31	coarse hemp socks	1
#113	crotchety pants	1
#46	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
#126	eldritch alignment spray	1
#12	eldritch hammer	1
#16	eldritch hat	1
#13	eldritch pants	1
#42	eldritch scanner	1
#32	elf ploughshare	1
#20	elven tambourine	1
#10	emotion chip	2
#175	faded green protest sign	1
#145	faded red protest sign	1
#16	fiberglass fetish	1
#12	fiberglass foil	1
#10	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	250
#8	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	250
#8	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	250
#15	gilded trumpet	1
🥈	glass eye	1
🥉	green face paint	1
#15	green rocket	2,146
#234	grilled mooseflank	3
🥇	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
#56	hot watered rum	100
#98	hushed puppy	4
#34	jabañero pepper	100
#43	jar of anniversary jam	1
#37	latte lovers club card	1
#24	little red book	1
#128	mime army camouflage kit	1
#71	mime army challenge coin	1
#18	mime army infiltration glove	1
#22	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
#25	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
#24	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
#25	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
#26	mime army insignia (morale)	1
#17	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
#38	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
#18	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
#227	mime army rations	1
#70	mime army shotglass	1
#152	mime army superserum	1
#205	mime army wine	1
#47	mime eraser	24
#73	mime pocket probe	1
🥇	mime-proof sunglasses	1
#78	miming beret	1
#84	miming boots	1
#100	miming corduroys	1
#93	miming gloves	1
#96	miming shirt	1
#121	mooseflank	42
#44	moustache sock	2
#120	muffled muffuletta	4
#47	multi-level marzipan	8
#51	muskox-skin cap	3
#25	nasty-smelling moss	1
#208	nega-mushroom	6
🥇	novelty monorail ticket	1
#41	nuclear stockpile	1
#654	old sweatpants	96
#147	oldcake	3
🥇	perfectly fair coin	1
#9	pine cone necklace	1
#18	pixel grappling hook	1
#84	plastic bazooka	1
#14	polyester panama hat	1
#92	portable dam	1
#229	powdered powdered sugar	1
#623	pretty bouquet	1
#89	primitive candy cane	4
#32	pristine walrus tusk	4
#29	red armband	1
🥉	red face paint	1
#21	red-spotted snapper roe	1
#28	reindeer hammer	1
#25	reindeer sickle	1
#76	resolution: be happier	20
#69	resolution: be wealthier	20
#45	reusable shopping bag	1
🥇	ring	1
#37	roll of Hob-Os	100
#80	rotten tomato	1
#41	rune-strewn spoon cocoon	1
#121	runny fermented egg	3
#240	shushed potatoes	2
🥇	silent nightlight	1
🥇	silver cow creamer	1
#49	snake	300
#106	spandex anniversary shorts	1
#46	sparkler	300
#6	spice melange	139
#2244	stainless steel shillelagh	1
#102	stale Cheer-E-Os	10
#105	stale cheer wine	10
#8	sterno-flavored Hob-O	250
#8	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	250
#410	stuffed Hodgman	1
#38	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	673
#66	thick walrus blubber	118
#129	tiny bomb	10
#92	tiny costume wardrobe	1
#65	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
#61	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
#47	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
#42	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
#86	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
#87	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
#88	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
#77	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
#73	tiny plastic Krampus	1
#45	tiny plastic Mirth	1
#41	tiny plastic Penny	1
#83	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
#91	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
#68	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
#75	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
#78	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
#73	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
#71	tiny plastic mime executive	1
#73	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
#72	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
#74	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
#46	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
#57	tiny plastic orphan	1
#58	tiny plastic reindeer	1
#55	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
#243	traditional Crimbo cookie	9
#216	transparent nog	2
#74	unfinished fruitcake	4
#1906	useless powder	1
#8	villainous scythe	1
#25	voter registration form	1
#9	wicker clicker	1
#9	wicker kickers	1
#8	wicker knickers	1
#12	wicker slicker	1
#8	wicker sticker	1
#12	wicker ticker	1
#91	willowy bonnet	1
#56	yule gruel	100
#28	yule pup	5
#20	zombie mariachi hat	1
#29	zombie mariachi pants	1

Wow, that's 10,656 items total!

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