| #1116 | 1-ball | 2 |
| 🥈 | All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #105 | Carol of the Bulls | 1 |
| #104 | Carol of the Hells | 1 |
| #100 | Carol of the Thrills | 1 |
| #77 | Cheer-Up soda | 10 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #26 | Covers-Your-Head | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbeau de toilette | 10 |
| #30 | Crimbo candle | 10 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #22 | Crimbo tattoo kit | 5 |
| #23 | Crimbolex watch | 6 |
| #179 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 1 |
| #13 | Dinsey Maintenance Manual | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's brain | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's glove | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's oculus | 1 |
| #14 | Dinsey's pants | 1 |
| #9 | Dinsey's pizza cutter | 1 |
| #12 | Dinsey's radar dish | 1 |
| #15 | Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat | 1 |
| #4 | Drunkula's bell | 1 |
| #23 | Drunkula's cape | 1 |
| #7 | Drunkula's ring of haze | 1 |
| #26 | Drunkula's silky pants | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #49 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #38 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #37 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #11 | Great Wolf's beastly trousers | 1 |
| #28 | Great Wolf's headband | 1 |
| #27 | Great Wolf's left paw | 1 |
| #7 | Great Wolf's lice | 1 |
| #22 | Great Wolf's right paw | 1 |
| #5 | Great Wolf's rocket launcher | 1 |
| #7 | HOA regulation book | 1 |
| #7 | HOA zombie eyes | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #22 | Hodgman's cane | 2 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #53 | M-242 | 300 |
| #27 | Mayor Ghost's cloak | 1 |
| #23 | Mayor Ghost's khakis | 1 |
| #26 | Mayor Ghost's toupee | 1 |
| #538 | Microplushie: Bropane | 14 |
| #621 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 3 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 2 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #718 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 5 |
| #825 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 4 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #677 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 4 |
| #663 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 10 |
| #672 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 5 |
| #555 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 11 |
| #15 | No Hats as Art | 1 |
| #14 | Non-Euclidean Finance | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #7 | Protects-Your-Junk | 1 |
| #19 | Prunets | 80 |
| #113 | Ralph IX cognac | 2 |
| 🥇 | Retrospecs | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #126 | Science Notebook | 1 |
| #15 | Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill | 1 |
| 🥇 | Silver HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #11 | Sister Accessory | 1 |
| #47 | SongBoom™ BoomBox Box | 1 |
| #6 | Spacegate diplomat's insignia | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #183 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #1021 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1929 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #19 | Trash, a Memoir | 1 |
| #32 | Uncle Buck | 4 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #32 | Valentine | 2,105 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel accordion | 1 |
| #12 | aerogel akubra | 1 |
| #15 | aerogel anvil | 1 |
| #8 | aerogel apron | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #60 | antique Canadian lantern | 3 |
| #126 | antique beer | 2 |
| #29 | bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts | 1 |
| #110 | balanced antler | 1 |
| #25 | barrel-aged eggnog | 1 |
| #135 | beavermouth | 43 |
| #106 | black and white cracker | 4 |
| #164 | bottle of Crimbognac | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #535 | box of sunshine | 615 |
| #19 | brick | 1,500 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #35 | candy harmonica | 8 |
| #112 | censored can label | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #47 | cheer-o-gram | 17 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #12 | eldritch hammer | 1 |
| #15 | eldritch hat | 1 |
| #13 | eldritch pants | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #22 | elven tambourine | 1 |
| #9 | emotion chip | 2 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #16 | fiberglass fetish | 1 |
| #12 | fiberglass foil | 1 |
| #9 | frostbite-flavored Hob-O | 250 |
| #8 | fry-oil-flavored Hob-O | 250 |
| #8 | garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O | 250 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #15 | green rocket | 2,146 |
| #234 | grilled mooseflank | 3 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #56 | hot watered rum | 100 |
| #98 | hushed puppy | 4 |
| #34 | jabañero pepper | 100 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #39 | latte lovers club card | 1 |
| #24 | little red book | 1 |
| #127 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #19 | mime army infiltration glove | 1 |
| #22 | mime army insignia (cryonics) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (espionage) | 1 |
| #24 | mime army insignia (infantry) | 1 |
| #25 | mime army insignia (intelligence) | 1 |
| #26 | mime army insignia (morale) | 1 |
| #17 | mime army insignia (psychological warfare) | 1 |
| #38 | mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) | 1 |
| #18 | mime army insignia (sanitation) | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #151 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #47 | mime eraser | 24 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #78 | miming beret | 1 |
| #84 | miming boots | 1 |
| #100 | miming corduroys | 1 |
| #93 | miming gloves | 1 |
| #95 | miming shirt | 1 |
| #120 | mooseflank | 42 |
| #44 | moustache sock | 2 |
| #120 | muffled muffuletta | 4 |
| #47 | multi-level marzipan | 8 |
| #50 | muskox-skin cap | 3 |
| #25 | nasty-smelling moss | 1 |
| #207 | nega-mushroom | 6 |
| 🥇 | novelty monorail ticket | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #647 | old sweatpants | 96 |
| #146 | oldcake | 3 |
| 🥇 | perfectly fair coin | 1 |
| #9 | pine cone necklace | 1 |
| #18 | pixel grappling hook | 1 |
| #84 | plastic bazooka | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #93 | portable dam | 1 |
| #229 | powdered powdered sugar | 1 |
| #622 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #88 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #33 | pristine walrus tusk | 4 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #28 | reindeer hammer | 1 |
| #25 | reindeer sickle | 1 |
| #77 | resolution: be happier | 20 |
| #70 | resolution: be wealthier | 20 |
| #42 | reusable shopping bag | 1 |
| 🥇 | ring | 1 |
| #37 | roll of Hob-Os | 100 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #44 | rune-strewn spoon cocoon | 1 |
| #120 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #240 | shushed potatoes | 2 |
| 🥇 | silent nightlight | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #49 | snake | 300 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #46 | sparkler | 300 |
| #6 | spice melange | 139 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #100 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 10 |
| #103 | stale cheer wine | 10 |
| #8 | sterno-flavored Hob-O | 250 |
| #8 | strawberry-flavored Hob-O | 250 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #38 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 673 |
| #66 | thick walrus blubber | 118 |
| #129 | tiny bomb | 10 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #239 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 9 |
| #214 | transparent nog | 2 |
| #73 | unfinished fruitcake | 4 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #8 | villainous scythe | 1 |
| #27 | voter registration form | 1 |
| #10 | wicker clicker | 1 |
| #9 | wicker kickers | 1 |
| #8 | wicker knickers | 1 |
| #12 | wicker slicker | 1 |
| #8 | wicker sticker | 1 |
| #12 | wicker ticker | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #56 | yule gruel | 100 |
| #28 | yule pup | 5 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #28 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |