| #1216 | Amulet of Yendor | 4 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #86 | Angry Farmer candy | 2,294 |
| #389 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #164 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 15 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #627 | Cold Hots candy | 6 |
| #28 | Daffy Taffy | 2,868 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #111 | Gummi-Gnauga | 40 |
| #648 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 17 |
| #282 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 197 |
| #124 | Now and Earlier | 47 |
| #439 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 5 |
| #232 | Rock Pops | 214 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1058 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 3 |
| #81 | Steal This Candy | 42 |
| #123 | Sugar Cog | 25 |
| #33 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 3,008 |
| #31 | Trollhouse cookies | 2,449 |
| #865 | Valentine | 18 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1545 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 3 |
| #139 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,642 |
| #496 | alphabet gum | 2 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #111 | balaclava baklava | 44 |
| #394 | ballroom blintz | 5 |
| #439 | banana | 10 |
| #111 | banana cream pie | 6 |
| #98 | banana daiquiri | 3 |
| #432 | banana peel | 5 |
| #118 | banana smoothie | 8 |
| #66 | banana spritzer | 5 |
| #113 | bit-o-cactus | 50 |
| #627 | black candy heart | 6 |
| #245 | black forest cake | 14 |
| #293 | black pudding | 8 |
| #676 | black-and-blue light | 17 |
| #674 | blue plasma ball | 17 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #3977 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #2369 | brick | 2 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | bunch of bananas | 5 |
| #75 | bungle in the jungle | 20 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #415 | can of Red Minotaur | 9 |
| #691 | candy cane | 52 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #1643 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #371 | crazy little Turkish delight | 27 |
| #620 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #1297 | defective skull | 3 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #933 | encoder ring | 5 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #1578 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #598 | flavored foot massage oil | 22 |
| #709 | foam dart | 6 |
| #50 | foie gras | 57 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #134 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #781 | gingerbread bugbear | 29 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #230 | green candy heart | 132 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #1102 | herb brownies | 2 |
| #88 | honey-dipped locust | 63 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1395 | jazz soap | 6 |
| #1440 | joybuzzer | 6 |
| #231 | lavender candy heart | 124 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #519 | marzipan skull | 17 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #587 | mood ring | 5 |
| #277 | mugcake | 10 |
| #229 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 28 |
| #298 | orange candy heart | 116 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #826 | patchouli incense stick | 2 |
| #516 | personal massager | 16 |
| #757 | personalized coffee mug | 19 |
| #1325 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 5 |
| #1716 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 2 |
| #169 | pile of candy | 56 |
| #240 | pink candy heart | 130 |
| #689 | pink glowstick | 3 |
| #968 | pixellated candy heart | 9 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #381 | pretty bouquet | 4 |
| #1686 | pretty flower | 3 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #396 | radio button candy | 2 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1681 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #227 | severed rocking horse head | 2 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #326 | sleaze wad | 2 |
| #393 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 19 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #273 | stick of "gum" | 7 |
| #591 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 22 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #49 | string of blue beads | 135 |
| #46 | string of green beads | 133 |
| #50 | string of red beads | 130 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #6927 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #85 | sugar-coated pine cone | 52 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #393 | toothbrush | 1 |
| #771 | twinkly wad | 19 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #259 | white candy heart | 123 |
| #739 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #1159 | x-ray specs | 5 |
| #315 | yellow candy heart | 131 |
| #1622 | yellow snowcone | 5 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |