| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1168 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1872 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1114 | Crown of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #172 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #11 | Tome of Clip Art | 5 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2037 | badass belt | 26 |
| #55 | bag of airline peanuts | 353 |
| #593 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #485 | blue snowcone | 11 |
| #769 | bottle of goofballs | 33 |
| #3381 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #407 | brick | 96 |
| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #148 | cheap toaster | 12 |
| #188 | clockwork key | 10 |
| #49 | clown hammer | 373 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #996 | defective skull | 11 |
| #278 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #71 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 336 |
| #60 | fake fake vomit | 388 |
| #157 | fake hand | 166 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #475 | giant discarded plastic fork | 21 |
| #966 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #488 | green snowcone | 11 |
| #1064 | grue egg | 25 |
| #228 | jazz soap | 123 |
| #81 | joybuzzer | 257 |
| #154 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 170 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #75 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #9 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #278 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 96 |
| #73 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 273 |
| #497 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #473 | red snowcone | 14 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #115 | rubber emo roe | 218 |
| #1114 | saucepan | 11 |
| #113 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| #505 | spectral pickle | 21 |
| #978 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #334 | spooky eyeliner | 8 |
| #389 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #42 | whoopie cushion | 452 |
| #234 | wind-up chattering teeth | 126 |
| #78 | yellow snowcone | 322 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |