| #1321 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2262 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1117 | Crown of the Goblin King | 21 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #11 | Tome of Clip Art | 5 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2605 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #897 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #2034 | badass belt | 26 |
| #57 | bag of airline peanuts | 353 |
| #592 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #484 | blue snowcone | 11 |
| #776 | bottle of goofballs | 33 |
| #3385 | box of sunshine | 21 |
| #407 | brick | 96 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #148 | cheap toaster | 12 |
| #188 | clockwork key | 10 |
| #53 | clown hammer | 373 |
| #39 | continuum transfunctioner | 1 |
| #1037 | dead guy's watch | 2 |
| #994 | defective skull | 11 |
| #272 | dense meat stack | 1,000 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #73 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 336 |
| #65 | fake fake vomit | 388 |
| #158 | fake hand | 166 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #477 | giant discarded plastic fork | 21 |
| #965 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 3 |
| #487 | green snowcone | 11 |
| #1068 | grue egg | 25 |
| #228 | jazz soap | 123 |
| #83 | joybuzzer | 257 |
| #157 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 170 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #73 | mysterious chest | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #8 | perfectly ordinary frog | 1 |
| #276 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 96 |
| #74 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 273 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #601 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #472 | red snowcone | 14 |
| #807 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #118 | rubber emo roe | 218 |
| #1119 | saucepan | 11 |
| #112 | severed rocking horse head | 4 |
| #504 | spectral pickle | 21 |
| #979 | spooky bicycle chain | 2 |
| #334 | spooky eyeliner | 8 |
| #392 | spooky hockey mask | 4 |
| #253 | spooky lipstick | 10 |
| #1334 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #1035 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| #24 | wax lips | 1 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #45 | whoopie cushion | 452 |
| #235 | wind-up chattering teeth | 126 |
| #79 | yellow snowcone | 322 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |