| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #58 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #51 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #241 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #40 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,718 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #176 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #78 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #859 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #413 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #354 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #176 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #290 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 38 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #20 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 16 |
| #7 | alien animal milk | 1 |
| #339 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #29 | blue rocket | 1 |
| #4121 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #76 | chakra sludge | 16 |
| #96 | cheer extractor | 4 |
| #156 | cheer-o-gram | 2 |
| #47 | crystalline cheer | 2,862 |
| #239 | dense meat stack | 1,627 |
| #45 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #92 | gold nuggets | 12 |
| #95 | government requisition form | 3 |
| #918 | green beer | 10 |
| #8 | hand-crafted candy cane | 2 |
| #295 | handful of confetti | 122 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #201 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #93 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #361 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 4 |
| #179 | magical pony: Pearjack | 11 |
| #180 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 14 |
| #273 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #205 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 10 |
| #230 | magical pony: Uniquity | 8 |
| #208 | meat stack | 268 |
| #27 | mutant arm | 5 |
| #1331 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #874 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #63 | single atom | 154 |
| #13 | special edition Batfellow comic | 354 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #181 | spray paint | 27 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #292 | sugar sheet | 3 |
| #126 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #17 | warehouse key | 34 |