| #578 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 2 |
| #64 | 8-billed baseball cap | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Bastille Battalion cheese wheel | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #54 | Celsius 233 | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #52 | Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror | 1 |
| #239 | Eldritch snap | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #40 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,718 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #8 | Oopsie IPA | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #855 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 4 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #284 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 38 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #21 | Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter | 16 |
| #8 | alien animal milk | 1 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #29 | blue rocket | 1 |
| #4115 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #77 | chakra sludge | 16 |
| #96 | cheer extractor | 4 |
| #155 | cheer-o-gram | 2 |
| #36 | crystalline cheer | 2,862 |
| #243 | dense meat stack | 1,627 |
| #41 | do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit | 1 |
| #17 | eldritch tincture | 1 |
| #38 | exclusive club | 1 |
| #91 | gold nuggets | 12 |
| #92 | government requisition form | 3 |
| #919 | green beer | 10 |
| #8 | hand-crafted candy cane | 2 |
| #290 | handful of confetti | 122 |
| #58 | heavy hot sauce | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #357 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 4 |
| #175 | magical pony: Pearjack | 11 |
| #176 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 14 |
| #268 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 6 |
| #199 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 10 |
| #227 | magical pony: Uniquity | 8 |
| #210 | meat stack | 268 |
| #28 | mutant arm | 5 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #64 | single atom | 154 |
| #18 | special edition Batfellow comic | 250 |
| 🥈 | spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip | 1 |
| #180 | spray paint | 27 |
| #12 | stuffed "L" | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #290 | sugar sheet | 3 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #17 | warehouse key | 34 |