| #1437 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #177 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 12 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1741 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1152 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #213 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 9 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #277 | Knob Goblin love potion | 50 |
| #2245 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #40 | Mr. Balloon | 3 |
| #71 | Mylar balloon | 6 |
| #739 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 4 |
| #94 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 41 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #7 | Trollhouse cookies | 53,468 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #559 | Valentine | 44 |
| #49 | Valentine's Day cake | 10 |
| #811 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 10 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #85 | anniversary balloon | 17 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #23 | arrow'd heart balloon | 15 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #779 | baconstone | 10 |
| #185 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #169 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 9 |
| #27 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #93 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1331 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1586 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1072 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #125 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 11 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1028 | box of sunshine | 233 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| 🥉 | carob chunk cookies | 10,527 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #1222 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #35 | congratulatory cake | 3 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #160 | double daisy | 3 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #87 | exotic orchid | 2 |
| #614 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #390 | fancy chocolate | 8 |
| #45 | fine wine | 721 |
| #905 | flaregun | 1 |
| #11 | fortune cookie | 17,173 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #65 | gingerbread bugbear | 435 |
| #162 | gingerbread horror | 27 |
| #145 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #258 | green balloon | 16 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #673 | hamethyst | 12 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #117 | hamethyst necklace | 5 |
| #87 | hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #740 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #12 | heart-shaped balloon | 8,138 |
| #178 | henna tattoo | 5 |
| #527 | hill of beans | 20 |
| #161 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #22 | hot pink lipstick | 67 |
| #347 | hot wad | 5 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| 🥉 | joybuzzer | 6,455 |
| #9 | left half of a heart necklace | 30 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #8 | long-stemmed rose | 729 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #670 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #211 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #160 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 4 |
| #158 | mugcake | 61 |
| #83 | personalized birthday cake | 22 |
| #841 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #727 | porquoise | 10 |
| #80 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 2 |
| #148 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #67 | porquoise ring | 4 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #32 | right half of a heart necklace | 14 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #157 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 9 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #167 | string of blue beads | 56 |
| #126 | string of green beads | 69 |
| #186 | string of red beads | 51 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #60 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #2444 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #4896 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2315 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #490 | stuffed doppelshifter | 28 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #254 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #7025 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #5815 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6374 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4903 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #57 | stuffed yeti | 4 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #106 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 11 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #20 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 27 |
| #706 | twinkly wad | 30 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #12 | white chocolate chip cookies | 3,103 |
| #7 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 85 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |