| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #177 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 12 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #276 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #213 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 9 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #275 | Knob Goblin love potion | 50 |
| #2247 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 1 |
| #40 | Mr. Balloon | 3 |
| #71 | Mylar balloon | 6 |
| #739 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 4 |
| #94 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 41 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #7 | Trollhouse cookies | 53,468 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #559 | Valentine | 44 |
| #49 | Valentine's Day cake | 10 |
| #810 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 10 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #84 | anniversary balloon | 17 |
| #147 | apathetic lizardman doll | 1 |
| #23 | arrow'd heart balloon | 15 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #775 | baconstone | 10 |
| #186 | baconstone earring | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #169 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 9 |
| #26 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 21 |
| #92 | birthday party jellybean cheesecake | 1 |
| #132 | black lotus | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #125 | blue velvet cake | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #125 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 11 |
| #438 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1025 | box of sunshine | 233 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| 🥉 | carob chunk cookies | 10,527 |
| #458 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 3 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #34 | congratulatory cake | 3 |
| #41 | devil's-food cake | 1 |
| #1594 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #160 | double daisy | 3 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #870 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #87 | exotic orchid | 2 |
| #615 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 11 |
| #389 | fancy chocolate | 8 |
| #44 | fine wine | 721 |
| #906 | flaregun | 1 |
| #11 | fortune cookie | 17,173 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #65 | gingerbread bugbear | 435 |
| #162 | gingerbread horror | 27 |
| #144 | gnatwing earring | 1 |
| #258 | green balloon | 16 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #668 | hamethyst | 12 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #116 | hamethyst necklace | 5 |
| #87 | hamethyst ring | 3 |
| #738 | heart necklace | 10 |
| #12 | heart-shaped balloon | 8,138 |
| #177 | henna tattoo | 5 |
| #529 | hill of beans | 20 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #22 | hot pink lipstick | 67 |
| #347 | hot wad | 5 |
| #65 | iceberglet | 1 |
| 🥉 | joybuzzer | 6,455 |
| #9 | left half of a heart necklace | 30 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #8 | long-stemmed rose | 729 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #2078 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #669 | mesh cap | 1 |
| #69 | mini-zeppelin | 1 |
| #210 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 2 |
| #160 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 4 |
| #158 | mugcake | 61 |
| #83 | personalized birthday cake | 22 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #725 | porquoise | 10 |
| #80 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 2 |
| #149 | porquoise necklace | 2 |
| #67 | porquoise ring | 4 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #229 | red balloon | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #32 | right half of a heart necklace | 14 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #156 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 9 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #167 | string of blue beads | 56 |
| #126 | string of green beads | 69 |
| #186 | string of red beads | 51 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #60 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 4 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6967 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #4887 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2306 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #718 | stuffed dodecapede | 3 |
| #490 | stuffed doppelshifter | 28 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #254 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 6 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #395 | stuffed ninja snowman | 11 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #5804 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #6361 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #6914 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4895 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #57 | stuffed yeti | 4 |
| #322 | stuffed zmobie | 3 |
| #307 | tangerine | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #105 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 11 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #19 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 27 |
| #704 | twinkly wad | 30 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #12 | white chocolate chip cookies | 3,103 |
| #6 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 85 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |