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| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #448 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 5 |
| #6 | Red Dwarf | 100 |
| #296 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #333 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #491 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 9 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #812 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #147 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 88 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 2 |
| #147 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #48 | Twitching Television Tattoo | 1 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #183 | baconstone | 39 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #315 | crystalline cheer | 169 |
| #20 | cuppa Activi tea | 11 |
| #25 | cuppa Alacri tea | 9 |
| #33 | cuppa Boo tea | 6 |
| #23 | cuppa Chari tea | 8 |
| #25 | cuppa Craft tea | 10 |
| #23 | cuppa Cruel tea | 10 |
| #19 | cuppa Dexteri tea | 11 |
| #29 | cuppa Feroci tea | 5 |
| #28 | cuppa Flamibili tea | 5 |
| #31 | cuppa Flexibili tea | 5 |
| #19 | cuppa Frost tea | 15 |
| #30 | cuppa Gill tea | 6 |
| #33 | cuppa Impregnabili tea | 3 |
| #30 | cuppa Improprie tea | 10 |
| #20 | cuppa Insani tea | 11 |
| #35 | cuppa Irritabili tea | 2 |
| #28 | cuppa Loyal tea | 7 |
| #30 | cuppa Mana tea | 8 |
| #26 | cuppa Mediocri tea | 6 |
| #28 | cuppa Monstrosi tea | 5 |
| #23 | cuppa Morbidi tea | 12 |
| #33 | cuppa Nas tea | 4 |
| #26 | cuppa Net tea | 8 |
| #32 | cuppa Neuroplastici tea | 4 |
| #25 | cuppa Obscuri tea | 8 |
| #28 | cuppa Physicali tea | 8 |
| #21 | cuppa Proprie tea | 11 |
| #9 | cuppa Royal tea | 261 |
| #21 | cuppa Serendipi tea | 12 |
| #25 | cuppa Sobrie tea | 12 |
| #27 | cuppa Toast tea | 9 |
| #26 | cuppa Twen tea | 7 |
| #29 | cuppa Uncertain tea | 7 |
| #31 | cuppa Vitali tea | 3 |
| #30 | cuppa Voraci tea | 6 |
| #30 | cuppa Wit tea | 5 |
| #25 | cuppa Yet tea | 10 |
| #97 | dog ointment | 1 |
| #21 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #59 | flat cider | 1 |
| #23 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #216 | hamethyst | 35 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #198 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #39 | iFlail | 1 |
| #27 | iShield | 1 |
| #90 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #20 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #158 | porquoise | 42 |
| #37 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #166 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #6 | rose | 25,000 |
| #82 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #199 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #70 | silent A | 1 |
| #139 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #136 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #70 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #213 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #18 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #29 | strange helix fossil | 3 |
| #41 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #799 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #794 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #4545 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8257 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8180 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4502 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4600 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8104 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8164 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #77 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #24 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |