| #309 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1967 | Crimbuck | 44 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #3361 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #837 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #214 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #893 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #502 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #23 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #16 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #626 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #212 | loadstone | 3 |
| #594 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #1027 | old sweatpants | 41 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #1022 | red class ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1065 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| #653 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #80 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #1353 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1125 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #856 | white class ring | 3 |