| #308 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 2 |
| #1966 | Crimbuck | 44 |
| 🥈 | Krampus Horn | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #524 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #1023 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #493 | bunny liver | 8 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #10 | dice belt buckle | 1 |
| #12 | dice ring | 1 |
| #15 | dice sunglasses | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #12 | dice-print pajama pants | 1 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #622 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #207 | loadstone | 3 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #1023 | old sweatpants | 41 |
| #15 | polyester pad | 1 |
| #14 | polyester panama hat | 1 |
| #16 | polyester parachute | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #14 | polyester pettipants | 1 |
| #13 | polyester pulsera | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1059 | spectre scepter | 29 |
| #648 | stray chihuahua | 4 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #35 | topiary tights | 1 |
| #78 | toy sixgun | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #847 | white class ring | 3 |