| #80 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 2 |
| #570 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #154 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 20 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #86 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 9 |
| #89 | Comma Chameleon egg | 1 |
| #109 | Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #37 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 40 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #167 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 21 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #174 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 4 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #32 | Hell ramen | 300 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #358 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 50 |
| #44 | March hat | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #377 | Mountain Stream soda | 50 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #34 | Ms. Accessory | 1 |
| #618 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #12 | Platinum Yendorian Express Card | 1 |
| #318 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 6 |
| #971 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 4 |
| #30 | Talisman of Baio | 1 |
| #90 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #70 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #74 | bartender-in-the-box | 5 |
| #167 | blood flower | 67 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #179 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 6 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #540 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 12 |
| #89 | chef-in-the-box | 5 |
| #42 | cherry | 500 |
| #272 | chewing gum on a string | 50 |
| #774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 11 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #676 | disassembled clover | 50 |
| #171 | dry noodles | 1,000 |
| #606 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #1009 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #383 | giant discarded plastic fork | 26 |
| #508 | green beer | 25 |
| #3140 | grue egg | 5 |
| #29 | handful of drink tickets | 25 |
| #205 | herb brownies | 166 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #10 | ice baby | 1 |
| #64 | iceberglet | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #714 | little paper umbrella | 25 |
| #545 | loaded serum blowgun | 8 |
| #65 | lovecat tail | 14 |
| #12 | lucky Tam O'Shanter | 1 |
| #644 | magical ice cubes | 25 |
| #22 | miniature gravy-covered maypole | 1 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #106 | outrageous sombrero | 2 |
| #670 | pack of KWE trading card | 5 |
| #71 | penguin skin | 3,042 |
| #273 | petrified time | 2 |
| #226 | phonics down | 400 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #162 | plastic passion fruit | 12 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #849 | plot hole | 25 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #82 | questionable taco | 7 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #143 | rusty metal key | 1 |
| #93 | salty dog | 1,000 |
| #9 | sangria | 500 |
| #135 | scroll of drastic healing | 850 |
| #152 | scrumptious reagent | 1,000 |
| #87 | severed rocking horse head | 5 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #543 | spider web | 50 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #38 | sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #358 | ten-leaf clover | 50 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #121 | tin star | 2 |
| #459 | tiny house | 375 |
| #572 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 28 |
| #1219 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 8 |
| #881 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #585 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #129 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 8 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 8 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #488 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 7 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #235 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 15 |
| #183 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 7 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic angry goat | 16 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #889 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 20 |
| #848 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 21 |
| #418 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 10 |
| #918 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 19 |
| #916 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 19 |
| #826 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 21 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #268 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 14 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #725 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 24 |
| #712 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 24 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 14 |
| #162 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 8 |
| #736 | tiny plastic grue | 23 |
| #258 | tiny plastic hermit | 14 |
| #862 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 21 |
| #856 | tiny plastic killer bee | 20 |
| #565 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 29 |
| #689 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 25 |
| #734 | tiny plastic mosquito | 23 |
| #262 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 14 |
| #1090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #376 | tiny plastic sauceror | 11 |
| #251 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 15 |
| #134 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 8 |
| #578 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 28 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #694 | tiny plastic stab bat | 25 |
| #911 | tiny plastic star starfish | 19 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 8 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #22 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #95 | yeti fur | 3,723 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #295 | zombie pineal gland | 15 |