| #20 | 1,970 carat gold | 455 |
| #63 | 5-hour acrimony | 14 |
| #302 | ASCII shirt | 6 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #48 | Bettie page | 1 |
| #55 | Bustle Hustler | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #175 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 7 |
| #159 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 6 |
| #330 | Crimbo Credit | 14 |
| #150 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 13 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #141 | Crimbot battery | 10 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #19 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #42 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #62 | Frosty's frosty mug | 32 |
| #151 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 7 |
| #335 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #592 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 6 |
| #31 | Meteorite-Ade | 34 |
| #204 | Misty Cape | 8 |
| #392 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #133 | Misty Robe | 18 |
| #143 | Mysterious Black Box | 2 |
| #159 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #148 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #432 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #181 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 6 |
| #107 | Professor What T-Shirt | 7 |
| #45 | Racisto Ruidoso | 9 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 14 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 11 |
| #50 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
| #20 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 7 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 14 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #340 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #393 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #56 | angst burger | 41 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #68 | augmented-reality shades | 5 |
| #173 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #64 | black cloak | 8 |
| #382 | booty chest charrrm | 12 |
| #317 | can of Red Minotaur | 13 |
| #342 | cannonball charrrm | 15 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #147 | choco-Crimbot | 10 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #181 | commemorative war stein | 363 |
| #218 | confusing LED clock | 4 |
| #306 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 19 |
| #683 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #5 | cylindrical mold | 1,220 |
| #110 | dense meat stack | 20,858 |
| #123 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 9 |
| #135 | extra-greasy slider | 19 |
| #117 | fancy seashell necklace | 276 |
| #64 | fitness wristband | 5 |
| #173 | frozen banquet | 13 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #22 | giant pearl | 13 |
| #238 | grumpy old man charrrm | 14 |
| #55 | headless sparrow | 49 |
| #61 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #127 | high-energy mining laser | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #58 | jar of squeeze | 11 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #54 | mangled squirrel | 55 |
| #36 | mime army rations | 10 |
| #16 | mime army wine | 21 |
| #18 | pantogram | 1 |
| #240 | peppermint tailings | 50 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #68 | petit fortran | 7 |
| #129 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #96 | punk rock jacket | 22 |
| #242 | radiation-resistant helmet | 3 |
| #57 | rat carcass | 45 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #129 | rum barrel charrrm | 13 |
| #165 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 8 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #13 | silent A | 10 |
| #73 | silent B | 3 |
| #20 | silent C | 3 |
| #22 | silent D | 3 |
| #23 | silent E | 3 |
| #26 | silent F | 3 |
| #23 | silent G | 3 |
| #35 | silent H | 6 |
| #37 | silent I | 16 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #18 | silent K | 3 |
| #78 | silent L | 3 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #29 | silent N | 3 |
| #26 | silent O | 25 |
| #80 | silent P | 7 |
| #31 | silent Q | 3 |
| #28 | silent R | 3 |
| #27 | silent S | 3 |
| #22 | silent T | 3 |
| #11 | silent U | 10 |
| #28 | silent V | 3 |
| #64 | silent W | 3 |
| #106 | silent X | 3 |
| #29 | silent Y | 3 |
| #61 | silent Z | 3 |
| #310 | silver tongue charrrm | 18 |
| #62 | smart watch | 6 |
| #735 | solid gold bowling ball | 21 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #2622 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #2642 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2759 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #3462 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2683 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2379 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #1730 | stuffed key | 13 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #2328 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2077 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #80 | stuffed porpoise | 2 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #524 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 42 |
| #2269 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2951 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #4043 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2651 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2647 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2465 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #2129 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #281 | tarrrnish charrrm | 9 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #743 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #607 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #343 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #489 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #888 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 4 |
| #29 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 4 |
| #333 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #463 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2743 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #28 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 4 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1760 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #854 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #1982 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 4 |
| #2756 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1787 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #40 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 759 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2490 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #20 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 5 |
| #1448 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1073 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1774 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1723 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2695 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #51 | transparent nog | 5 |
| #190 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #798 | valuable trinket | 83 |
| 🥈 | warehouse key | 297 |
| #129 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 10 |