| #20 | 1,970 carat gold | 455 |
| #64 | 5-hour acrimony | 14 |
| #303 | ASCII shirt | 6 |
| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #49 | Bettie page | 1 |
| #55 | Bustle Hustler | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #176 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 7 |
| #161 | Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket | 6 |
| #331 | Crimbo Credit | 14 |
| #150 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 13 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #141 | Crimbot battery | 10 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper | 1 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #260 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #212 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #248 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #220 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #461 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #217 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #463 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #254 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #20 | Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs | 1 |
| #41 | FantasyRealm membership packet | 1 |
| #61 | Frosty's frosty mug | 32 |
| #153 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 7 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #426 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #621 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #592 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 6 |
| #32 | Meteorite-Ade | 34 |
| #204 | Misty Cape | 8 |
| #395 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #134 | Misty Robe | 18 |
| #145 | Mysterious Black Box | 2 |
| #160 | Mysterious Blue Box | 1 |
| #151 | Mysterious Red Box | 1 |
| #571 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 3 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #443 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #583 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #434 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 3 |
| #706 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 2 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #708 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #688 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #699 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 2 |
| #182 | Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket | 6 |
| #108 | Professor What T-Shirt | 7 |
| #45 | Racisto Ruidoso | 9 |
| 🥈 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 14 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 11 |
| #52 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 2 |
| #19 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 7 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 14 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #340 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 12 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #394 | Yakisoba's hat | 4 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #57 | angst burger | 41 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #68 | augmented-reality shades | 5 |
| #172 | black and white cracker | 3 |
| #65 | black cloak | 8 |
| #382 | booty chest charrrm | 12 |
| #318 | can of Red Minotaur | 13 |
| #342 | cannonball charrrm | 15 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #109 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #147 | choco-Crimbot | 10 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #182 | commemorative war stein | 363 |
| #219 | confusing LED clock | 4 |
| #306 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 19 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #5 | cylindrical mold | 1,220 |
| #107 | dense meat stack | 20,858 |
| #124 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 9 |
| #135 | extra-greasy slider | 19 |
| #117 | fancy seashell necklace | 276 |
| #64 | fitness wristband | 5 |
| #173 | frozen banquet | 13 |
| #80 | genie's bracers | 1 |
| #22 | giant pearl | 13 |
| #238 | grumpy old man charrrm | 14 |
| #55 | headless sparrow | 49 |
| #62 | heart-shaped candy whetstone | 1 |
| #127 | high-energy mining laser | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #58 | jar of squeeze | 11 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #54 | mangled squirrel | 55 |
| #36 | mime army rations | 10 |
| #16 | mime army wine | 21 |
| #20 | pantogram | 1 |
| #242 | peppermint tailings | 50 |
| #213 | perl necklace | 3 |
| #69 | petit fortran | 7 |
| #128 | psychic's pslacks | 1 |
| #97 | punk rock jacket | 22 |
| #242 | radiation-resistant helmet | 3 |
| #57 | rat carcass | 45 |
| #1220 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #129 | rum barrel charrrm | 13 |
| #165 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 8 |
| #368 | shimmering rainbow sand | 1 |
| #13 | silent A | 10 |
| #73 | silent B | 3 |
| #20 | silent C | 3 |
| #22 | silent D | 3 |
| #23 | silent E | 3 |
| #27 | silent F | 3 |
| #23 | silent G | 3 |
| #35 | silent H | 6 |
| #37 | silent I | 16 |
| #100 | silent J | 3 |
| #18 | silent K | 3 |
| #80 | silent L | 3 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #29 | silent N | 3 |
| #26 | silent O | 25 |
| #80 | silent P | 7 |
| #31 | silent Q | 3 |
| #28 | silent R | 3 |
| #27 | silent S | 3 |
| #22 | silent T | 3 |
| #11 | silent U | 10 |
| #29 | silent V | 3 |
| #64 | silent W | 3 |
| #106 | silent X | 3 |
| #29 | silent Y | 3 |
| #62 | silent Z | 3 |
| #310 | silver tongue charrrm | 18 |
| #62 | smart watch | 6 |
| #736 | solid gold bowling ball | 21 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1335 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #2784 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #3688 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #2632 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 18 |
| #2652 | stuffed Meat | 4 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2631 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #2764 | stuffed astral badger | 17 |
| #2957 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #3471 | stuffed cocoabo | 12 |
| #2601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2689 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2386 | stuffed hand turkey | 21 |
| #1734 | stuffed key | 13 |
| #2889 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #2331 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #2083 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #207 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #80 | stuffed porpoise | 2 |
| #3418 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #525 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 42 |
| #2278 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 22 |
| #2961 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #4053 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2369 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #2663 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 18 |
| #2653 | stuffed teddy butler | 4 |
| #2471 | stuffed tin of caviar | 6 |
| #2302 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #2137 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 24 |
| #281 | tarrrnish charrrm | 9 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #748 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 2 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #359 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 2 |
| #612 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #750 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #756 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #344 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 2 |
| #491 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 4 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #890 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 2 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #81 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #6224 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #26 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 4 |
| #29 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 4 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 4 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #467 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1426 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #29 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 4 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #3315 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #857 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 4 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #6129 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #30 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 4 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1790 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 4 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #6153 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #41 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 759 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #1718 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 4 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 4 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6169 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 4 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #2494 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 7 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #20 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 5 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 5 |
| #1078 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 7 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1781 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 4 |
| #2015 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #4018 | tiny plastic star starfish | 4 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #1726 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #52 | transparent nog | 5 |
| #191 | unfinished fruitcake | 2 |
| #797 | valuable trinket | 83 |
| 🥈 | warehouse key | 297 |
| #129 | watered-down Red Minotaur | 10 |