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| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #522 | Cloaca grenade | 29 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1210 | Dyspepsi grenade | 5 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #430 | Knob Goblin Uberpants | 1 |
| #317 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 17 |
| #518 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 7 |
| #304 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 17 |
| #1006 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #856 | Knob Goblin love potion | 3 |
| #913 | Knob Goblin pants | 2 |
| #826 | Knob Goblin seltzer | 1 |
| #759 | Knob Goblin steroids | 3 |
| #963 | Knob Goblin tongs | 2 |
| #619 | Knob Goblin visor | 4 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #641 | bag of airline peanuts | 45 |
| #604 | black candy heart | 7 |
| #809 | brick | 42 |
| #592 | clown hammer | 46 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #75 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #463 | defective skull | 48 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| #245 | dusty animal jawbone | 1 |
| #306 | dusty animal pelvis | 1 |
| #131 | dusty eighth caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #313 | dusty eighth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #305 | dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #199 | dusty fifth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #316 | dusty fifth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #292 | dusty fifth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #149 | dusty first caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #196 | dusty first cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #181 | dusty fourth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #188 | dusty fourth cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #299 | dusty fourth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #319 | dusty left clavicle | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left femur | 1 |
| #305 | dusty left fifth rib | 1 |
| #146 | dusty left first rear claw | 3 |
| #294 | dusty left fourth rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty left kneecap | 1 |
| #297 | dusty left radius | 1 |
| #302 | dusty left second front claw | 1 |
| #199 | dusty left second rib | 2 |
| #309 | dusty left seventh rib | 1 |
| #322 | dusty left tenth rib | 1 |
| #206 | dusty left twelfth rib | 2 |
| #180 | dusty ninth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #282 | dusty ninth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #304 | dusty right fifth rib | 1 |
| #310 | dusty right first front claw | 1 |
| #106 | dusty right first rear claw | 4 |
| #293 | dusty right fourth rear claw | 1 |
| #320 | dusty right humerus | 1 |
| #136 | dusty right kneecap | 3 |
| #308 | dusty right ninth rib | 1 |
| #287 | dusty right radius | 1 |
| #144 | dusty right second rib | 3 |
| #295 | dusty right seventh rib | 1 |
| #293 | dusty right third front claw | 1 |
| #199 | dusty right third rear claw | 2 |
| #294 | dusty right third rib | 1 |
| #292 | dusty right tibia | 1 |
| #301 | dusty right ulna | 1 |
| #197 | dusty sacral vertebrae | 2 |
| #136 | dusty second caudal vertebra | 3 |
| #288 | dusty second cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #104 | dusty second lumbar vertebra | 4 |
| #187 | dusty seventh lumbar vertebra | 2 |
| #289 | dusty sixth caudal vertebra | 1 |
| #299 | dusty sixth cervical vertebra | 1 |
| #187 | dusty sixth thoracic vertebra | 2 |
| #179 | dusty tenth caudal vertebra | 2 |
| #191 | dusty third cervical vertebra | 2 |
| #293 | dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra | 1 |
| #651 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 41 |
| #525 | fake fake vomit | 61 |
| #1792 | fake hand | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #592 | hill of beans | 13 |
| #81 | immense cyborg hand | 22 |
| #610 | jazz soap | 47 |
| #563 | joybuzzer | 53 |
| #1291 | killing feather | 36 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #717 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 38 |
| #83 | oversized fish scaler | 27 |
| #577 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 43 |
| #657 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 44 |
| #70 | polyalloy shield | 22 |
| #684 | robotronic egg | 42 |
| #1393 | rogue swarmer | 42 |
| #1763 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1840 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1265 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 6 |
| #620 | rubber emo roe | 51 |
| #1377 | sawblade fragment | 40 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1222 | teddy borg | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #962 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 8 |
| #566 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #1811 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 10 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1147 | tiny plastic Felonia | 4 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2162 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic Hellion | 3 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #919 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 3 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2758 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 2 |
| #2744 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 2 |
| #764 | tiny plastic The Man | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #940 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 8 |
| #2624 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #420 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 4 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #2036 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #2191 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 6 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic astronomer | 4 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #916 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1480 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #789 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 22 |
| #1987 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 9 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 4 |
| #1483 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 5 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #1670 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #1543 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #1842 | tiny plastic grue | 10 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #1215 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 15 |
| #1618 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #2182 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 3 |
| #1077 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 17 |
| #2010 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #699 | tiny plastic mosquito | 24 |
| #1273 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 6 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #1090 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 16 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #812 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 9 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1474 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 5 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #1651 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 11 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #1514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 12 |
| #966 | tiny plastic star starfish | 18 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic taco cat | 2 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 7 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2699 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1766 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4 |
| #1476 | unstable laser battery | 36 |
| #84 | vibrating cyborg knife | 30 |
| #652 | whoopie cushion | 47 |
| #693 | wind-up chattering teeth | 42 |
| #450 | x-ray specs | 45 |
| #659 | yellow snowcone | 50 |