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| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #78 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #568 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 6 |
| #74 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 3 |
| #85 | Burt's blessing of Bacchus | 3 |
| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #177 | Chroner | 423 |
| #15 | Chroner cross | 1 |
| #1446 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #90 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 30 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #211 | D roll | 31 |
| #84 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 3 |
| #18 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 17 |
| #20 | Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie | 1 |
| #88 | Freddie's blessing of Mercury | 3 |
| #213 | Friendliness Beverage | 13 |
| #101 | Frosty's frosty mug | 18 |
| #152 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 4 |
| #487 | Hodgman's blanket | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #256 | New Zealand iced tea | 18 |
| #202 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 7 |
| #97 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #65 | Strix stix | 61 |
| #119 | TI-9000 calculator | 15 |
| #72 | Thriller Ice | 1 |
| #26 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 2 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg | 1 |
| #118 | Z-Bone steak | 17 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #78 | banjo kazoo mount | 2 |
| #101 | birdbone corset | 3 |
| #90 | blue grass | 16 |
| #223 | bowl of fishysoisse | 4 |
| #1038 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #781 | candied yams | 11 |
| #136 | candy cigarette | 14 |
| #39 | centurion helmet | 2 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #25 | complicated lock impression | 1 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| #312 | cookie cookie | 3 |
| #21 | cool iron ingot | 1 |
| #694 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #139 | corpsebite | 2 |
| #733 | corpsedriver | 6 |
| #1462 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #17 | corrupted bird DNA | 2 |
| #175 | cylindrical mold | 10 |
| #195 | deadly lampshade | 5 |
| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #11 | dread tarragon | 8 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #16 | eau de mort | 5 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #262 | extra-greasy slider | 9 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #135 | flask flops | 3 |
| #180 | flask of mining oil | 10 |
| #144 | flask of tainted mining oil | 55 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #309 | frozen banquet | 7 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #83 | gladiator tunica | 6 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #27 | glass of herbal tequila | 97 |
| #26 | gold tooth | 22 |
| #22 | gumshoes | 1 |
| #622 | guy made of bee pollen | 3 |
| #103 | hep waders | 2 |
| #687 | herbal stuffing | 11 |
| #97 | high-energy mining laser | 16 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #107 | impure gasoline | 18 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #169 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 13 |
| #581 | jar of squeeze | 1 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #121 | jive turkey leg | 21 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #206 | kiwi beak | 2 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #171 | legitimate business on the beach | 12 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #73 | madius | 5 |
| #59 | minin' dynamite | 35 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #13 | moon-amber | 3 |
| #15 | nastygeist | 148 |
| #212 | neutron lollipop | 1 |
| #70 | non-aged vinegar | 60 |
| #241 | nugget of Crimbonium | 10 |
| #18 | outlaw bandana | 40 |
| #81 | peppermint tailings | 403 |
| #309 | perl necklace | 2 |
| #427 | petit fortran | 2 |
| #56 | plaid cowboy hat | 7 |
| #80 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #17 | portable table | 67 |
| #34 | pteruges | 2 |
| #110 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 2 |
| #77 | radiation-resistant helmet | 22 |
| #29 | radiator heater shield | 11 |
| #40 | rattler rattle | 55 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| #137 | ruby on canes | 4 |
| #39 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 13 |
| #65 | salt wages | 126 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #125 | scotch on the rocks | 2 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #137 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 10 |
| #27 | shot of mescal | 91 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #85 | sleeve deuce | 81 |
| #259 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 30 |
| #265 | slimy sweetbreads | 30 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #42 | spooky lasso | 40 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #25 | stinking agaricus | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #74 | super-absorbent tarp | 2 |
| #130 | tarnished bottlecap | 7 |
| #79 | ten-leaf clover | 664 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #353 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 3 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1237 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1235 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #45 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 2 |
| #146 | unquiet spirits | 9 |
| #67 | unsanitized scalpel | 5 |
| #130 | unused soap | 6 |
| #88 | vampire pellet | 4 |
| #109 | viral DNA | 17 |
| #226 | voodoo snuff | 7 |
| #22 | wax banana | 2 |
| #19 | whiskey in a broken glass | 116 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |