| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #1170 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1238 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #374 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 5 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #1523 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2168 | brick | 3 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1294 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #1165 | defective skull | 6 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1451 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1391 | fake fake vomit | 9 |
| #1357 | fake hand | 6 |
| #983 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #1397 | joybuzzer | 7 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1293 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1229 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1364 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 8 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #221 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1421 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #107 | tofu stir-fry | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #523 | wad of tofu | 4 |
| #1384 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #1003 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1112 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1622 | yellow snowcone | 5 |