| #1339 | Amulet of Yendor | 2 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #1169 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #1674 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1241 | Boss Bat britches | 9 |
| #1870 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2254 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #1027 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #193 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #373 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 5 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2644 | badass belt | 18 |
| #1521 | bag of airline peanuts | 5 |
| #6713 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #2171 | brick | 3 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #1293 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #1163 | defective skull | 6 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1449 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 5 |
| #1389 | fake fake vomit | 9 |
| #1355 | fake hand | 6 |
| #981 | fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #1913 | grue egg | 12 |
| #1396 | joybuzzer | 7 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1291 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1228 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 7 |
| #1363 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 8 |
| #214 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #1423 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #106 | tofu stir-fry | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #521 | wad of tofu | 4 |
| #1382 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #1004 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 3 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #1619 | yellow snowcone | 5 |