| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2033 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #2654 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #168 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #482 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #4724 | badass belt | 6 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #392 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #545 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #509 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #2969 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #905 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #126 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 10 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #388 | ghost of a necklace | 5 |
| #124 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #638 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #2677 | grue egg | 7 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #437 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1375 | old sweatpants | 16 |
| #334 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #225 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #1771 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #339 | seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1401 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #256 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #215 | turtle pheromones | 19 |
| #206 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #266 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #348 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 3 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #176 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |