| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #2031 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 5 |
| #2648 | Crown of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #166 | Professor What T-Shirt | 3 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #473 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 15 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #387 | asbestos staff | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1591 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #543 | chintzy disco ball pendant | 1 |
| #508 | chintzy noodle ring | 1 |
| #2970 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #125 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 10 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #689 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #383 | ghost of a necklace | 5 |
| #123 | ghost toga | 1 |
| #92 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| #635 | goth kid t-shirt | 4 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #439 | linoleum staff | 1 |
| #1371 | old sweatpants | 16 |
| #333 | ornate picture frame | 2 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #220 | punk rock jacket | 1 |
| #1768 | roll of toilet paper | 8 |
| #340 | seal-blubber candle | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #218 | turtle pheromones | 19 |
| #202 | unused walkie-talkie | 2 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |
| #347 | white hat hacker T-shirt | 3 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #177 | yak anorak | 1 |
| #101 | yellow plastic hard hat | 1 |