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| #722 | FDKOL commendation | 20 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #266 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 16 |
| #259 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 16 |
| #671 | Knob Goblin love potion | 7 |
| #300 | Knob Goblin perfume | 10 |
| #623 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 28 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| 🥇 | Tickle-Me Emilio | 1 |
| #15 | Tome of Rad Libs | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #278 | bätzle | 2 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1902 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1291 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1001 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #333 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #1107 | can of Red Minotaur | 1 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #2565 | candy cane | 7 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #31 | clockwork sheet | 2 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #1093 | frigid ninja stars | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #982 | ghuol ears | 1 |
| #2002 | gingerbread bugbear | 6 |
| #1196 | green beer | 6 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #127 | harem girl t-shirt | 10 |
| #1059 | ice-cold Willer | 12 |
| #426 | icy-hot katana | 1 |
| #1885 | irradiated candy cane | 3 |
| #1898 | kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #674 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 5 |
| #1590 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1069 | marzipan skull | 3 |
| #1293 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #619 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 6 |
| #939 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1233 | mauve striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #154 | menudo ravioli | 4 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #1086 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #104 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #722 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #331 | pine tar | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #919 | puce paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1070 | puce plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #637 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 6 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #309 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #251 | ratini | 2 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #677 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #111 | scary death orb | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| 🥉 | skewered cherry | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #1473 | string of blue beads | 6 |
| #1605 | string of green beads | 5 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #391 | stuffing | 23 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #333 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #317 | yellow striped oyster egg | 8 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1453 | zombie pineal gland | 2 |