| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #1149 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 1 |
| #1016 | 30669 scroll | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #933 | 334 scroll | 1 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #180 | Black Body™ spray | 1 |
| #774 | Black No. 2 | 1 |
| #748 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #98 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #57 | Hanukkimbo dreidl | 1 |
| #135 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #67 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 106 |
| #96 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #820 | adder bladder | 1 |
| #1433 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #533 | ancient spice | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #632 | ant agonist | 1 |
| #281 | ant rake | 1 |
| #1063 | anticheese | 1 |
| #375 | antique bottle of cough syrup | 1 |
| #731 | antique hand mirror | 1 |
| #498 | antique packet of ketchup | 1 |
| #854 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #217 | banjo strings | 1 |
| #1236 | bar skin | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #366 | barskin hat | 1 |
| #1017 | bat wing | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1174 | batgut | 1 |
| #966 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #540 | beer lens | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #744 | bejeweled pledge pin | 1 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #464 | big rock | 1 |
| #211 | big stick | 1 |
| #117 | bigger stick | 1 |
| #651 | bit-o-cactus | 1 |
| #589 | black & tan | 1 |
| #202 | black cherry soda | 1 |
| #188 | black facepaint | 1 |
| #668 | black forest cake | 1 |
| #551 | black forest ham | 1 |
| #694 | black greaves | 1 |
| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #609 | black pension check | 1 |
| #578 | black pepper | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #1044 | black pixel | 1 |
| #632 | black pudding | 1 |
| #193 | black sheepskin diploma | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #855 | black snake skin | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #893 | blackberry | 1 |
| #269 | blackberry combat boots | 1 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #1227 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #743 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1585 | bottle of rum | 1 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #16 | bow | 15 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #1819 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1816 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #209 | dead guy's watch | 39 |
| #930 | eggnog | 16 |
| #49 | exotic parrot egg | 1 |
| #1375 | fat stacks of cash | 1 |
| #1281 | gingerbread bugbear | 14 |
| #135 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #44 | llama lama cria | 2 |
| #46 | severed rocking horse head | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2046 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 2 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2694 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |