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| #34 | 99.44% pure math | 1 |
| #126 | Bruno's blessing of Mars | 1 |
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| #61 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #581 | Chroner | 1 |
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| #347 | D roll | 1 |
| #125 | Dennis's blessing of Minerva | 1 |
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| #281 | Friendliness Beverage | 1 |
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| #370 | New Zealand iced tea | 1 |
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| #147 | Roman sadnals | 1 |
| #21 | S.S. Ticket | 1 |
| #239 | Strix stix | 1 |
| #197 | TI-9000 calculator | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
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| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Time Bandit Time Towel | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
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| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #141 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #217 | Z-Bone steak | 1 |
| #285 | alien drugs | 1 |
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| #96 | alien hologram projector | 1 |
| #107 | alien protein powder | 1 |
| #203 | alien source code printout | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #93 | baloney rotgut | 1 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #211 | blue grass | 1 |
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| #81 | bottle of drinkin' gas | 1 |
| #183 | bowl of Jeal-O | 1 |
| #94 | bronze polish | 1 |
| #26 | buffed alien drugs | 1 |
| #344 | bunny liver | 17 |
| #255 | candy cigarette | 1 |
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| #72 | centurion helmet | 1 |
| #33 | corrupted bird DNA | 1 |
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| #24 | dove DNA | 1 |
| #240 | droll monocle | 1 |
| #160 | ear poison | 1 |
| #99 | filthy monkey head | 1 |
| #20 | flapper floppers | 1 |
| #57 | flat cider | 1 |
| #17 | french-fry grabber | 1 |
| #196 | future drug: Coolscaline | 1 |
| #187 | future drug: Muscularactum | 1 |
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| #37 | gelatinous meat mass | 1 |
| #159 | ghost beer | 1 |
| #92 | ghostly dagger | 1 |
| #153 | gladiator tunica | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #249 | glass of herbal tequila | 1 |
| #171 | gold tooth | 1 |
| #89 | government | 1 |
| #261 | government cheese | 1 |
| #91 | government-issue identification badge | 1 |
| #183 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #51 | grilled cheese sandwich | 1 |
| #88 | grip key | 1 |
| 🥉 | gumshoes | 9 |
| #238 | hamlet sandwich | 1 |
| #106 | hand of cards | 1 |
| #35 | handful of napalm | 1 |
| #153 | hawk | 1 |
| #170 | heavy crown | 1 |
| #132 | hep waders | 1 |
| #33 | iFlail | 1 |
| #25 | iShield | 1 |
| #183 | impure gasoline | 1 |
| #86 | invisible potion | 1 |
| #242 | jive turkey leg | 1 |
| #245 | kiwi beak | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #279 | legitimate business on the beach | 1 |
| #202 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #109 | loaf of alien bread | 1 |
| #103 | lump of goofball ore | 1 |
| #154 | madius | 1 |
| #185 | minin' dynamite | 1 |
| #167 | nastygeist | 1 |
| #17 | ninjammies | 1 |
| #226 | non-aged vinegar | 1 |
| #137 | outlaw bandana | 1 |
| #188 | pair of government shades | 1 |
| #129 | plaid cowboy hat | 1 |
| #130 | pocket ace | 1 |
| #35 | portable Othello set | 1 |
| #157 | portable table | 1 |
| #71 | pteruges | 1 |
| #167 | rack of dinosaur ribs | 1 |
| #137 | radiator heater shield | 1 |
| #19 | ramekin of space nuts | 1 |
| #175 | rattler rattle | 1 |
| #114 | red tulip | 1 |
| #139 | rocket fuel | 1 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #127 | rusted-out shootin' iron | 1 |
| #202 | salt wages | 1 |
| #167 | scotch on the rocks | 1 |
| #93 | seared dino steak | 1 |
| #19 | sentient meat mass | 1 |
| #246 | shot of mescal | 1 |
| #233 | silent pea shooter | 1 |
| #42 | simple AI | 1 |
| #99 | skeleton beans | 1 |
| #240 | sleeve deuce | 1 |
| #16 | sneakeasies | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #33 | space bar | 1 |
| #220 | space beast fur | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur hat | 1 |
| #15 | space beast fur pants | 1 |
| #20 | space beast fur whip | 1 |
| #23 | space heater | 1 |
| #39 | space invader | 1 |
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| #138 | space port | 1 |
| #158 | spooky lasso | 1 |
| #93 | spray chrome | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #175 | stink-penny | 1 |
| #69 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #161 | tarnished bottlecap | 1 |
| #179 | throwing candy | 1 |
| #40 | time shuriken | 1 |
| #190 | tiny bowler | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 2 |
| #160 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #88 | totally sweet mohawk helmet | 1 |
| #26 | twitching space egg | 1 |
| #164 | twitching time capsule | 1 |
| #73 | unidentifiable dried fruit | 1 |
| #235 | unquiet spirits | 1 |
| #112 | unsanitized scalpel | 1 |
| #182 | unused soap | 1 |
| #130 | vampire pellet | 1 |
| #192 | viral DNA | 1 |
| #247 | whiskey in a broken glass | 1 |
| #23 | white earbuds | 1 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #36 | wooly loincloth | 1 |
| #32 | yabba dabba doo rag | 1 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |