| #236 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #24 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #61 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #884 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #328 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #821 | black-and-blue light | 4 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #811 | blue plasma ball | 4 |
| #803 | cheap studded belt | 1 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #126 | cubic zirconia | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #23 | fishy pipe | 2 |
| #816 | foam dart | 1 |
| #583 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #206 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #1203 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #550 | hellseal claw | 1 |
| #516 | hellseal whisker | 1 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #272 | massive gemstone | 1 |
| #27 | moon-amber | 1 |
| #1549 | old sweatpants | 10 |
| #737 | personal massager | 1 |
| #727 | personalized coffee mug | 25 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #237 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #801 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 1 |
| #1395 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #3120 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1290 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #3093 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #3119 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #58 | the finger | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #107 | valuable coin | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |