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| #1438 | 1-ball | 1 |
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| #1332 | 8-ball | 7 |
| #116 | Bangyomaman battle juice | 2 |
| #101 | Beignet Milgranet | 1 |
| #95 | Bordeaux Marteaux | 1 |
| #68 | Bright Water | 1 |
| #3601 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #159 | Fitspiration™ poster | 2 |
| #82 | Fromage Pinotage | 1 |
| #227 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #32 | Inner Truth | 6 |
| #305 | Inner Wisdom | 1 |
| #86 | Lumineux Limnio | 1 |
| #28 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 10 |
| #20 | Mayodiol | 3 |
| #23 | Mayoflex | 3 |
| #24 | Mayonex | 3 |
| #17 | Mayostat | 3 |
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| #394 | Misty Cloak | 1 |
| #103 | Morto Moreto | 1 |
| #91 | Muschat | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #946 | Spam Witch sammich | 4 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's fedora | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's khakis | 1 |
| 🥇 | Spelunker's whip | 1 |
| #14 | Stembridge sidearm | 1 |
| #76 | Tales of Spelunking | 2 |
| #98 | Temps Tempranillo | 1 |
| #82 | The Bomb | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
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| #1813 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #186 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #1042 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #513 | Typical Tavern swill | 3 |
| #98 | Ur-Donut | 1 |
| #68 | WA | 11 |
| #43 | Xiblaxian alloy | 3 |
| #30 | Xiblaxian circuitry | 30 |
| #41 | Xiblaxian holo-training simcode | 1 |
| #47 | Xiblaxian polymer | 30 |
| #24 | Xiblaxian space-whiskey | 1 |
| #22 | Xiblaxian ultraburrito | 1 |
| #600 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 2 |
| #145 | ancient calendar fragment | 1 |
| #182 | ancient ice cream scoop | 1 |
| #151 | ancient oil painting of yourself | 1 |
| #149 | ancient poisoned dart | 15 |
| #524 | ancient protein powder | 3 |
| #887 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #386 | antique hand mirror | 6 |
| #212 | antique machete | 1 |
| #906 | antique shield | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #145 | artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice | 4 |
| #334 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #140 | blue oyster badge | 2 |
| #69 | blunt cat claw | 1 |
| #70 | bobcat grenade | 1 |
| #663 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 1 |
| #134 | box of Familiar Jacks | 1 |
| #74 | box of hammers | 1 |
| #161 | brigand brittle | 26 |
| #56 | broken glass grenade | 1 |
| #247 | brown crock marble | 1 |
| #161 | bucket of wine | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #89 | cheezburger | 1 |
| #70 | chocolate frosted sugar bomb | 1 |
| #180 | clove-flavored lip balm | 1 |
| #106 | coal contact lenses | 2 |
| #122 | cold-filtered water | 1 |
| #64 | cool cat claw | 1 |
| #63 | cool cat elixir | 1 |
| #71 | cool jelly donut | 1 |
| #198 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #104 | crystal skull | 1 |
| #141 | dancing fan | 1 |
| #582 | decaying goldfish liver | 1 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #31 | eldritch extract | 6 |
| #191 | enchanted muesli | 3 |
| #513 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #720 | figurine of a cold seal | 4 |
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| #446 | figurine of a sleek seal | 5 |
| #585 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #640 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #181 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #122 | flask of rainwater | 6 |
| #67 | forbidden danish | 1 |
| #91 | frosty halo | 1 |
| #65 | frozen danish | 1 |
| #99 | frozen turtle shell | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #78 | furry halo | 1 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #609 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #160 | giant artisanal rice peeler | 1 |
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| #1279 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #453 | giant foam finger | 2 |
| #147 | giant giant moth dust | 1 |
| #83 | giant grain of protein powder | 4 |
| #157 | giant gym membership card | 2 |
| #159 | giant heirloom grape tomato | 2 |
| #180 | giant jar of protein powder | 1 |
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| #970 | giant needle | 5 |
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| #119 | giant safety pin | 6 |
| #119 | giant spider leg | 1 |
| #219 | giant tube of black lipstick | 5 |
| #154 | giant turkey leg | 2 |
| #128 | giraffe-necked turtle | 4 |
| #198 | glass of gnat milk | 1 |
| #80 | graveyard snowglobe | 1 |
| #197 | green peawee marble | 2 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #150 | gummi turtle | 5 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1691 | helmet turtle | 2 |
| #30 | holo-tank | 1 |
| #74 | holy bomb, batman | 1 |
| #109 | irradiated turtle | 7 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #135 | lynyrd skinner toothblack | 4 |
| #646 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #127 | mocking turtle | 4 |
| #145 | musk turtle | 1 |
| #191 | negative lump | 206 |
| #69 | occult jelly donut | 1 |
| #91 | oil shell | 1 |
| #70 | oversized snowflake | 1 |
| #161 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #143 | pirate cream pie | 6 |
| #160 | plastic Jefferson wings | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #40 | potion of X-ray vision | 1 |
| #48 | potion of animal rage | 1 |
| #60 | potion of punctual companionship | 1 |
| #55 | potion of the captain's hammer | 1 |
| #69 | potion of the field gar | 1 |
| #64 | potion of the litterbox | 1 |
| #137 | punk patch | 5 |
| #161 | pygmy adder oil | 2 |
| #127 | pygmy witchhazel | 4 |
| #68 | radioactive spider venom | 3 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #183 | secret mummy herbs and spices | 6 |
| #533 | sewer nuggets | 2 |
| #61 | shadowy cat claw | 1 |
| #81 | shining halo | 1 |
| #100 | shocked shell | 1 |
| #126 | short deposition | 6 |
| #54 | shrapnel jelly donut | 1 |
| #204 | skelelton spine | 4 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #452 | slimy fermented bile bladder | 3 |
| #376 | slimy sweetbreads | 7 |
| #58 | smashed danish | 1 |
| #161 | smut orc sunglasses | 2 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #151 | solid gold jewel | 1 |
| #94 | space marine flash grenade | 4 |
| #141 | steampunk potion | 5 |
| #67 | thyme jelly donut | 1 |
| #124 | time halo | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #491 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 2 |
| #311 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 3 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #43 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 2 |
| #40 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #6199 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #73 | toasted brie | 1 |
| #66 | too legit potion | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #1627 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #206 | turtlemail bits | 9 |
| #101 | turtlemail breeches | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail coif | 1 |
| #113 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #98 | ultrafondue | 1 |
| #116 | unbearable light | 1 |
| #159 | voodoo glowskull | 2 |
| #84 | whatsit-covered turtle shell | 1 |
| #185 | zombie hollandaise | 1 |