| 🥇 | Franken Stein | 1 |
| #1224 | 33398 scroll | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #62 | BROS Energy Drink | 1 |
| #406 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 5 |
| #32 | Black and White Apron Enrollment Form | 1 |
| #934 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddyâ„¢ (off) | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #16 | Clan VIP Lounge invitation | 4 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1051 | Ent cider | 2 |
| #76 | Flaming Mohobo | 1 |
| #89 | Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form | 1 |
| #30 | Fog Murderer | 11 |
| #15 | Gorillape | 1 |
| #424 | Imp Ale | 409 |
| #44 | Jekyllin hide belt | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #138 | Mon Tiki | 11 |
| #30 | Mr. Accessory | 7 |
| #25 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil | 6 |
| #34 | Ram's Face Lager | 3,164 |
| #86 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #262 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 8 |
| #678 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #144 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 10 |
| #24 | antique bottle opener | 26 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #8 | baby bark scorpion | 5 |
| #151 | baconstone | 45 |
| #287 | bag of lard | 4 |
| #346 | big bad voodoo mask | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #2232 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #1019 | bottle of rum | 11 |
| #75 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 12 |
| #5 | bowler | 16 |
| #49 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 2 |
| #75 | boxed Apriling band helmet | 1 |
| #14 | boxed bat wings | 4 |
| #14 | bread man | 18 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #116 | can of Swiller | 48 |
| #957 | can of spinach | 1 |
| #54 | cheap Chinese beer | 6 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #830 | coconut shell | 11 |
| #106 | colored-light "necklace" | 3 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #7 | conquistador's breastplate | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #9 | crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #22 | dense meat stack | 1,000,000 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #36 | floaty gravel | 4 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #268 | floral print shirt | 1 |
| #15 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #183 | grog | 11 |
| #164 | hamethyst | 44 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #231 | hot egg | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #261 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 813 |
| #565 | ice-cold Willer | 65 |
| #160 | ice-cold fotie | 324 |
| #133 | ice-cold six-pack | 129 |
| #284 | jungle drum | 1 |
| #534 | lime | 11 |
| #1296 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #373 | loaded serum blowgun | 11 |
| #282 | lovecat tail | 3 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #48 | mineapple | 12 |
| #59 | mini kiwi egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | name change form | 3 |
| #96 | nasty rat mask | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| 🥈 | ninjammies | 7 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #144 | overpriced "imported" beer | 1 |
| #5 | paint palette | 26 |
| #88 | phish stick | 12 |
| #14 | photo booth sized crate | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #164 | porquoise | 40 |
| #95 | potato alarm clock | 1 |
| #91 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| 🥉 | primitive alien blowgun | 1 |
| #128 | psycho sweater | 3 |
| #220 | questionable taco | 2 |
| #225 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #137 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 1 |
| #249 | roasted marshmallow | 152 |
| #84 | seal-clubbing club | 1,190 |
| #155 | seal-skull helmet | 145 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #53 | shark tooth necklace | 1 |
| #28 | shimmering rainbow sand | 26 |
| #16 | shining star cap | 1 |
| #938 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #12 | space blanket | 129 |
| #6 | space pirate treasure map | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #305 | spooky hockey mask | 5 |
| #70 | strange helix fossil | 1 |
| #131 | sub-molecular interocitor | 30 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #470 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 15 |
| #2608 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| 🥇 | toast | 5,328,465 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #356 | twinkly wad | 430 |
| #32 | unevolved organism | 1 |
| #41 | unoccupied sheep suit | 1 |
| #55 | untorn tearaway pants package | 1 |
| #329 | volcanic ash | 11 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |