| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1216 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #506 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #84 | Crimbo salad | 7 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #135 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #14 | Crimbot battery | 200 |
| #42 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 125 |
| #22 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 27 |
| #115 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 4 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw | 1 |
| #48 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 11 |
| #85 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 7 |
| #31 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 15 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 27 |
| #29 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 20 |
| #25 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 25 |
| #26 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 26 |
| #63 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 10 |
| #75 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 9 |
| #44 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 136 |
| #41 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 13 |
| #76 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 8 |
| #43 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 134 |
| #42 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 45 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 24 |
| #83 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 6 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 150 |
| #28 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 18 |
| #97 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 5 |
| #43 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 48 |
| #39 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 146 |
| #46 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 42 |
| #38 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 156 |
| #27 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 23 |
| #21 | Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower | 2 |
| #2140 | Crimbuck | 25 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #53 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 7 |
| #25 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 8 |
| #22 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 6 |
| #11 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 8 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #4 | Mer-kin lunchbox | 149 |
| #134 | Mini-Crimbot crate | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #213 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 6 |
| #92 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 23 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #262 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #58 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 30 |
| #49 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 24 |
| #1264 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #26 | augmented-reality shades | 40 |
| #59 | bark rootbeer | 7 |
| #103 | beautiful rainbow | 4 |
| #31 | blue mana | 95 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #321 | bread line | 3 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #4137 | candy cane | 2 |
| #6 | choco-Crimbot | 1,000 |
| #71 | communal gobstopper | 7 |
| #208 | cookie cookie | 4 |
| #266 | cylindrical mold | 2 |
| #9 | fishbone belt | 2 |
| #22 | fishbone bracers | 1 |
| #6 | fishbone catcher's mitt | 2 |
| #11 | fishbone corset | 1 |
| #24 | fishbone facemask | 1 |
| #7 | fishbone fins | 1 |
| #10 | fishbone kneepads | 1 |
| #24 | fitness wristband | 40 |
| #58 | freshwater fishbone | 31 |
| #14 | gamma nog | 400 |
| #18 | gourmet gourami oil | 96 |
| #518 | handful of confetti | 78 |
| #303 | hemp candy necklace | 3 |
| #125 | java cookie | 5 |
| #9 | miniature life preserver | 44 |
| #7 | neutron lollipop | 999 |
| #416 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #131 | perl necklace | 4 |
| #545 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #74 | red ale | 7 |
| #37 | single atom | 441 |
| #27 | smart watch | 40 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #45 | still-beating spleen | 12 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 2 |
| #954 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #753 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #758 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #605 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 3 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #504 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 4 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #345 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #744 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #741 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #580 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #345 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 3 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 3 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #787 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #467 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #873 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 2 |
| #82 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #109 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 2 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #857 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 4 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #2217 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 3 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #100 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 2 |
| #6231 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6097 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 2 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #649 | toast | 1,293 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot mega face | 2 |
| #24 | toy Crimbot power glove | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 2 |
| #21 | toy Crimbot super fist | 2 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |