| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #588 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 7 |
| #571 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #111 | BURT | 282 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1646 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #244 | D roll | 20 |
| #35 | DUFRESNE Suds | 224 |
| #1154 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #417 | FDKOL hotcakes | 4 |
| #532 | Instant Karma | 10 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #239 | New Zealand iced tea | 25 |
| #153 | Sogg-Os | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #149 | Twelve Night Energy | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #42 | alien force field disruptor bean | 13 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #341 | antique record album | 9 |
| #2126 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #859 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #158 | blank fudge mold | 3 |
| #197 | briefcase | 54 |
| #470 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #403 | collection of tiny spooky objects | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1468 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1818 | corpsedriver | 1 |
| #1027 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #179 | discocktail | 24 |
| #494 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 21 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #155 | expensive cigar | 1 |
| #746 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #125 | filet of The Fish | 1 |
| #1240 | fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #995 | ghuol guolash | 1 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #201 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #115 | glass of herbal tequila | 18 |
| #182 | good brain | 150 |
| #255 | grilled mooseflank | 2 |
| #141 | hamlet sandwich | 40 |
| #1659 | herringcello | 8 |
| #699 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #117 | legitimate business on the beach | 33 |
| #157 | liquid shifting time weirdness | 5 |
| #190 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #278 | oily mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #147 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #422 | roasted marshmallow | 71 |
| #163 | shot of mescal | 8 |
| #547 | spectral pickle | 19 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #72 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 15 |
| #46 | stale cheer wine | 28 |
| #828 | trilobite fossil | 2 |
| #204 | unquiet spirits | 3 |
| #54 | warbear bearserker mead | 11 |
| #144 | whiskey in a broken glass | 12 |